[ SECRET POST #4065 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4065 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Grace and Frankie]


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03.
[Gillian Anderson]


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04.
[Actress Martha Higareda as Kristin Ortega in Altered Carbon]


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05.
[Supernatural S01E09, "Home"]


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06.
[FX's Legion]


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07.
[Jane Austen, Northanger Abbey]


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08. https://i.imgur.com/846oK7X.png
[The Shape of Water; linked at OPs request, it's a dildo]











Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 34 secrets from Secret Submission Post #582.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Comments

[kaijinscendre]

Why would it be water dynamic? Most animals keep their dicks inside their body except when in use. I mean, have you seen duck dicks?

[(Anonymous)]

It is actually canon that the Amphibian Man's dick 'comes out'.

[kaijinscendre]

There ya go, no need to be hydrodynamic when it is tucked away most of the way.

[(Anonymous)]

TBH I've tried to scrub the information out of my head ever since I had the misfortune of learning about duck anatomy, but I thought that ducks were built that way so that they could more effectively mate while in water? Maybe OP meant that they were expecting something like that?

[kaijinscendre]

Well, their penises are like that because male ducks rape A LOT. So there is a sort of arms race between duck vaginas that have a twisty cloaca and false passages vs duck penises that want to impregnate female fucks.

Regardless, with the penis being tucked away inside, it could be any shape you want.

[(Anonymous)]

I just want you to know I appreciate that its a Cap icon giving us all this information

[(Anonymous)]

... so fish guy's penis could be corkscrew-shaped?

*screams and runs away*

[kaijinscendre]

Someone is probably REALLY into that.

[(Anonymous)]

Headcanon now, and not the good kind.