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This is gonna sound dumb as shit, but hear me out. I went to a bar with a unisex bathroom and the two people left before I went in, obviously have had sex. Bathroom didn't look too bad but there was a toilet paper cumrag in the rim of the toilet. I flushed the toilet to get rid of the cumrag but didn't wipe the seat. I didn't see anything nasty on the seat so I sat on the seat buttcheeks and all. Did my business and wiped with new toilet paper, you know the whole shindig.

I know that the chances aren't likely, but anytime sperm touches the vagina, it's possible. I'm not on any birth control. This happened two weeks ago, had my period a month ago and I hadn't it since despite the trademark pre-period tender breasts and horniness. My period isn't entirely regular but whenever I get those, it's almost always the next day or two.

Like should I bother with a pregnancy test? Am going to be the virgin mary of bar bathroom babies? Did sex ed fail me? Please help.

Might as well take one so you can stop freaking out about it.

I really doubt sperm would survive for long on a toilet seat. You’re not pregnant.

You're not pregnant.

You're not pregnant. This is some serious anxiety irrationality talking.

Jesus sex ed has failed you on every possible level. Sperm doesn't work that way. Vaginas don't work that way. Pregnancy doesn't work that way.

On a dry surface, such as clothing or bedding, sperm are dead by the time the semen has dried.

I was so sure this was going to be cancer.

Or lupus. Isn't it always lupus?

Re: WebMD says

(Anonymous) - 2018-03-03 04:03 (UTC) - Expand

Oh, honey.

but anytime sperm touches the vagina, it's possible

Right, the vagina, not the vulva. So unless you were spreading yourself open and rubbing said rag directly into your vagina and it had literally just been used so nothing had dried out yet, there is an absolute zero chance that you would've gotten pregnant from it.

In fact, wait, why was even your vulva on the seat proper? Shouldn't it have just been hanging over the bowl?

Can't tell if you're serious or seriously trolling.

But...you're not pregnant.

OP IS NOT GREGNANT???

Re: Worried about being pregnant despite being a virgin

tabaqui - 2018-03-03 02:14 (UTC) - Expand

greghousesgf - 2018-03-03 03:05 (UTC) - Expand

Why would you ever put your butt on a public toilet seat, especially when you knew people have had sex in there. D:

Seriously, I always use seat covers/toilet paper to cover the seat. The idea of my bare butt touching a public toilet seat seriously freaks me out.

ESPECIALLY if I know people had just had sex in there and actually saw the evidence. I can't imagine anyone who would, knowing that, "not wipe the seat" and just sit their bare ass down. That's what makes me think this is a troll (aside from the idiotic question, obviously).

(Anonymous) - 2018-03-03 04:20 (UTC) - Expand

Why would you NOT put your butt on a public toilet seat? That is literally what they are for.

You have a better chance of winning the lottery, nonny. But Dollar Stores have cheap pregnancy tests,probably worth it for peace of mind.

You are definitely pregnant. Sperm can enter the fallopian tubes through the buttcheek. This girl at school said it totally totally happened to her cousin's friend.

Thanks, I'm glad some of you here are informed.

I'd love to smack whoever gave you sex ed upside the head.

To recap: the vagina is the actual tunnel inside your body. So unless you shoved the cumrag up inside you while it was still wet.. no. Even then, the chance of a pregnancy would be very low.

So don't go changing your name to Mary yet. ;)

You sweet summer child. You know, if it gives you peace of mind, just take a pregnancy test. You can get them for a dollar.

First of all, I'd probably be more worried of a more communicable STD (like herpes) than pregnancy, just from handling the cumrag, especially if didn't wash your hands afterwards.

Secondly, unless your vagina was directly on the toilet seat, you're probably safe from pregnancy.

Thirdly, yes, sex ed probably did fail you if your still worried about a virgin pregnancy from a toilet seat.

I already replied to this, but having reread it, my first thought was “what sex ed?” because no, you’re not pregnant. I mean, even assuming there was fresh semen on the toilet seat, it’s not like you rubbed your labia all over it, and even that probably wouldn’t get you pregnant.

No, you're not pregnant, but get a pregnancy test at the dollar store, it's a small price to pay for peace of mind.

And check out Scarleteen.com for some more sex ed.

Dude, you should have douched with Mountain Dew as soon as you got home! Now you're definitely pregnant.