[ SECRET POST #4083 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4083 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #584.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Based on #6

[morieris]

I can enjoy a bad movie, but I can't enjoy one that takes itself so goddamn seriously with such poor sound mixing and terrible accents.

You're gonna have a better time reading the reviews than actually watching the movie.

You're right, this review is pretty entertaining.

[(Anonymous)]

"That great films are occasionally made is a major miracle. But perhaps most miraculous of all is the film that manages to be misguided on every conceivable level, on which any reasonable person would have pulled the plug after reading any random page of the script, that somehow still makes it through the agonies of both development and production into a wide release."

"All three of our heroes take time out in the middle of survival situations to discuss their undying love of football and the Second Amendment, but they also believe in climate change. If our divided country can’t come together over a movie this wonderfully terrible, what hope do we really have?"

Andrew Barker, Variety (http://variety.com/2018/film/reviews/film-review-the-hurricane-heist-1202722769/)

Re: You're right, this review is pretty entertaining.

[morieris]

I'm surprised I didn't see a single confederate flag in the movie tbh!

My personal favorite statement from a review is.


As Will, Kebbell affects an accent that sounds exactly like a British guy pretending to be a southerner, and his rapport with Kwanten is so stilted that they barely resemble guys who might grab a beer together, much less share a mother and father.

A lack of chemistry also plagues Kebbell and Grace, although they do exhibit an amazing knack for hearing each other from great distances over howling winds. It’s no surprise that Grace isn’t very believable as a dedicated government badass; however, her implausible turn actually winds up being an unintentionally amusing asset, given that it fits comfortably in a film that shares no relationship with reality.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-hurricane-heist-is-the-sharknado-of-blockbuster-action-movies?ref=home?ref=home

Re: You're right, this review is pretty entertaining.

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ayrt

I do like that last line.