[ SECRET POST #4101 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4101 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

tw: everything

i have asked around and no consensus was found, so i turn to you.

in light of stormy news, is it weirder if trump spray-tans his genitalia, or weirder if he does not?

[(Anonymous)]

the tw was sarcastic before anyone panics about this thread of deep political discussion

[(Anonymous)]

I...don't think I want spray-tan in my stuff. I imagine even someone who pours candle wax in her pants for a living would be less than thrilled with it. I imagine his wife would be even less thrilled with it. So I'm going with crazier if not weirder if he does.

[(Anonymous)]

Do you think he has a crotch comb-over?

[(Anonymous)]

if he did would it be white or dyed yellow

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, that's not dye.

[(Anonymous)]

*shudders*

[(Anonymous)]

Look, he puts a lot of effort into that swirly-doo.

[(Anonymous)]

More thought than he puts into where he sticks his swirlydoo, apparently.