[ SECRET POST #4118 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4118 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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06. [SPOILERS for Avengers Infinity War]



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07. [SPOILERS for Star Trek Discovery]



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08. [SPOILERS for Soul Sacrifice]



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09. [WARNING for possible discussion of torture and stuff]



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10. [WARNING for non-con, possible underage]



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11. [WARNING for rape/sexual assault]

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #589.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

Either critically or morally.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[kaijinscendre]

Doom. Such a terrible movie but I love it.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

Same.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword
Doom
Tomb Raider
Narnia: Dawn Treader
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunter
Last Witch Hunter
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
Battleship

I'm sure there's more. I love earnest action movies that people think take themselves too seriously.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

I saw Hansel and Gretel in theaters and had a blast.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[kaijinscendre]

Another Doom fan I see.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

I approve of this whole list. :D

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[el_regrs]

I loved Pride and Prejudice and Zombies. The foreplay fight scene between Elizabeth and Darcy was hot.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

Best P&P proposal scene, hands down.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

The Scorpion King

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

I love that movie. I love it so much aand I know it's not good, but I enjoy it too much.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

"King Arthur: Legend of the Sword"
Seconded

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

Van Helsing is an awesome movie and I ignore all evidence to the contrary.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[philstar22]

Pompeii. The entire Riddick trilogy. Hercules 2014. Snow White and the Huntsman and the Huntsman: Winter War. First three Underworld movies.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[nocowardsoul]

National Treasure (both)
Killers

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

National treasure is liked as a good movie™ to the point that the critical dissonance is pretty funny

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[nightscale]

Van Helsing with Hugh Jackman, it's so stupid but so much fun and I genuinely love it.

The 2000's Fantastic Four movies, again very dumb but enjoyable.

The Last Witchhunter, another stupid but fun movie with some cool takes on magic interwoven with the modern day.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[cakemage]

Rock of Ages. It's stupid as fuck, but damn is it fun, and the soundtrack kicks ass.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

I actually really liked this despite the hellish autotuning.

Re: What shitty movies do you love?

[(Anonymous)]

Cinderella Story 1 AND 2. I wouldn't say they're full on shitty, but they are exactly what they are...ABCFamily movies. From that wonderful time between 2000 and 2010.

Best part in 2 is the secret two way mirror dancing. I'm kind of sad Drew Seely never really got big.