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[ SECRET POST #4133 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4133 ⌋

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Trivial annoyances, grudges, thoughts that are really unworthy of you think but you still think them. Tell us!

Sometimes I still think about the kids who were awful to me in elementary school and middle school and I hope they go bald or get herpes. I know we were all young, but dammit there should be some sort of karmic payback for being a shitty bully.

Oh, I totally fantasize about going back in time and cussing the hell out of one of my former bullies.

Not that I actually could, because teenagers seem young to me now and there's no way I could make a young kid cry. I also realize a lot of bullies had their own problems. She may not have been one of them, but she may have been.

Still, I'd kinda like to see her cry as much as she made me cry.

some bald guys are attractive, though. I'd go for having the bullies be stuck in shitty jobs they hate, rotten marriages, disappointing kids, etc.

I get this. I wish my old bullies grow up ugly and get stuck in shitty jobs, and then I turn up for a reunion or something and go "Hi, I'm very happy and successful and better than you in every way :)"

I was bullied horribly from 5th through 8th grade by one girl who lived in my neighborhood. She ended up getting pregnant in 11th grade and now her daughter is getting bullied in elementary school. The girl who bullied me made a long rant on Facebook about how awful bullies are and former classmates called her out for doing it to me.

I hate when people say they love something, then you try talking to them about it and they have basic knowledge.

It's petty because I've come to realize that's 90% of people who like things. I'm even like that about some things. It's me projecting because I hate awkwardly going into rants about the last Harry Potter book before realizing the person I'm ranting to barely remembers anyone other than the trio, and thinks Hagrid was Harry's werewolf Godfather.

The problem is that to normal people, "love it" is the way you love pizza. It's really good while you're eating it, but you don't really think about pizza when you're not eating it.

To nerds, it's like always thinking about pizza, knowing the history of pizza, and knowing the variations of pizza in every culture and subculture.

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(Anonymous) - 2018-04-28 22:04 (UTC) - Expand

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(Anonymous) - 2018-04-28 22:05 (UTC) - Expand

I hate people who defend shit storytelling choices because they defend the authors.

Worse, those who defend it because it made their OTP canon.

Or... maybe they just don't agree that those choices are shit?

Of all my family, I am the only single, childless adult (I'm 35; the whole "relationship" thing just never worked out for me, pretty okay with how my life turned out, though.) In my head, whenever one of my sisters or aunts (who all married young, have children, and have chosen to stay at home) says I'll understand X topic "when you have kids" I counter with "or maybe you'd understand IF YOU HAD EVER HELD A JOB OR HAD TO DO ANYTHING WITHOUT YOUR SPOUSE'S SUPPORT".

Whenever I find out that someone I like is religious, I feel slightly disappointed. I know it's unfair and I try my best to ignore it, but I still feel it.

There's this person in my fandom who preaches ship and kink tolerance in one breath and in the other talks about how she "side-eyes" or "questions the intelligence" of anyone who romanticizes villains. And I don't even enjoy romanticized villains, but I fucking hate this person just for her hypocrisy and her judgeyness.

It's not fair that people can get jobs, and fairly good starter ones at that, with the bare minimum, and my certifications and degree aren't enough.

I feel this so much. :(

I want all telemarketers and the programmers of robocalls to get the worst hemorrhoids of their life.

They always call the most often on days when their calls are the least welcome.

They can certainly have mine.

YES. MOTHERFUCKERS. get them all simultaneously so all of you are squirming in your office chairs or laying on the floor crying about how much it hurts all at the same time and none of you can actually use the phone.

I really wish that the people who ship my notp would just stop.

Dude I love dogs but holy shit if you take them hiking with you don’t fucking bag up their shit and then leave the bag in the bushes at the side of the trail, fucking pack it out with you. It’d be less environmentally damaging to just leave it unbagged. Also fucking take your garbage with you until you can throw it away jfc.

Those people deserve to have it returned to them in a flaming bag on their front doorstep.

A girl who was homophobic to me in college turned out to be bi, and now her girlfriend broke up with her, while I am still going strong in my relationship. That makes me happy. I know I shouldn't care and I should just forget about her but seeing her go from telling me I was disgusting for having a gf to having one of her own to being broken up with by that girl... nice.

That girl sounds a lot more admirable than you. Overcoming internalized homophobia is hella difficult. I hope she finds a better gf (or bf) and leads a happy and fulfilling life. :) One breakup isn't the end of the world.

Re: Petty thoughts?

(Anonymous) - 2018-04-29 03:54 (UTC) - Expand

I love when women with no medical reason for needing birth control put on their feminist badges and preach that it should be covered by their insurance because they really want to have sex. Boo hoo. Recreational sex isn't a human right. Not being able to have sex isn't any worse than not being able to do any other fun activity you can't afford. If they think they need sex that badly, going without it will do them good.

It's even better when they complain about viagra being covered by insurance. If they don't think that should be covered, why the fuck should their sexyfuntimes birth control?

May your genitals rot from the inside out, and kill you. Yes, kill you. Because you're that lousy a troll, honestly. Get some new material already.

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