[ SECRET POST #4165 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4165 ⌋

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Comments

Re: What are some food you enjoy but think would be improved if changed just a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

the first thing i thought was all popsicles, only shaped like dicks, because lol dicks and im apparently still 13 at heart

then i realized how actually funny it would be to watch all the insecure straight dudes and pearl clutching repressed religious people and also pearl clutching pc police from both extreme ends of the spectrum all freak out and claim oppression about the same thing at once and be unable to enjoy popsicles

so i'm gonna stick with that answer

Re: What are some food you enjoy but think would be improved if changed just a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm very sure there are actually penis shaped popsicles around. And I just recently saw a DIY instruction for making your own, based on a dildo.

Re: What are some food you enjoy but think would be improved if changed just a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

yeah i know, i meant changing ALL popsicles and ice cream on sticks. the freakout and cries of oppression over it from both extreme right and both extreme left would be absolutely fabulous while most people wouldnt really give a shit about something so stupid

ice cream sandwiches could be dick shapes in some buns i guess.

Re: What are some food you enjoy but think would be improved if changed just a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

^ Fox news blames the gay agenda, Alex Jones cries about ARE POPSICLES TURNING OUR CHILDREN GAY

Re: What are some food you enjoy but think would be improved if changed just a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

people always pearl-clutch about the randomest stuff Turning Our Children Gay, but what "turned" me bi was just the existence of attractive ladies and I don't think there's a lot that can really be done about those. Pearl-clutchers never seem to consider that attractive people are the cause of attraction.

Re: What are some food you enjoy but think would be improved if changed just a bit.

[(Anonymous)]

Look I see what you're getting at but it's not exactly pearl clutchy to think toddlers sucking on dick shaped candy isn't exactly the most amazing of ideas.