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What change would you make?

For a specific thing, I buy these bottles of pickled beet and cabbage salad. It is tasty. But I think it would be even tastier with more vinegar. I love the taste of vinegar in my food. But this pickled in the dressing in the can, so adding outside vinegar wouldn't work for improving it.

Bananas. If they could just stay slightly green for longer. I love them at that stage, but I can't stand them ripe/over ripe. So I wish they'd stay green longer so I could eat a whole bunch before they get past where I like them.

the first thing i thought was all popsicles, only shaped like dicks, because lol dicks and im apparently still 13 at heart

then i realized how actually funny it would be to watch all the insecure straight dudes and pearl clutching repressed religious people and also pearl clutching pc police from both extreme ends of the spectrum all freak out and claim oppression about the same thing at once and be unable to enjoy popsicles

so i'm gonna stick with that answer

I'm very sure there are actually penis shaped popsicles around. And I just recently saw a DIY instruction for making your own, based on a dildo.

yeah i know, i meant changing ALL popsicles and ice cream on sticks. the freakout and cries of oppression over it from both extreme right and both extreme left would be absolutely fabulous while most people wouldnt really give a shit about something so stupid

ice cream sandwiches could be dick shapes in some buns i guess.

^ Fox news blames the gay agenda, Alex Jones cries about ARE POPSICLES TURNING OUR CHILDREN GAY

people always pearl-clutch about the randomest stuff Turning Our Children Gay, but what "turned" me bi was just the existence of attractive ladies and I don't think there's a lot that can really be done about those. Pearl-clutchers never seem to consider that attractive people are the cause of attraction.

Look I see what you're getting at but it's not exactly pearl clutchy to think toddlers sucking on dick shaped candy isn't exactly the most amazing of ideas.

I wish red bell peppers weren't so sweet and were more... peppery.

yes!

not a ton of heat, but just a bit

Wouldn't they just be a different kind of pepper then?

Have you tried poblanos? They're spicier than bell peppers but not as hot as jalapenos.

Go to a farmer’s market or a specialty market and try all the peppers until you find one you like. I started 30-odd different kinds from seed this year, so I know there’s peppers out there that won’t burn a hole in your tongue or taste like pepper candy.

Chick pot pies. I need all the store bought ones to be shallower. The crust is my favorite part!

Beef jerky. Needs to be cheaper. :(

and I wish they would all have a bottom crust. I always feel vaguely ripped off when there's no bottom crust.

The only whole-grain bread I really like for sandwiches doesn’t have added sugar, but it’s expensive. I wish most whole grain sandwich bread in the US didn’t have sugar in it. I love sweets, but I don’t want sweet rye bread or whatever.

Krispie Kreme doughnuts: I would like the glazed doughnuts unglazed. I just really like the taste of the bread. I also love their cream filled doughnuts but I wish I could get them without icing on them.

I feel the same way about icing on kringle (the Wisconsin kind), and I might consider eating a pop tart again some day if more than just strawberry came without icing.

Call your local Krispy Kreme shop and ask if they will make them. My aunt used to work at Krispy Kreme and would do custom order doughnuts.

I really like some flavours of frozen meals but the rice/veggies/whatever that comes with it ends up a weird texture after heating it up. I wish they would sell just the frozen meal bases of those so I could steam my own veg and cook my own noodles or rice to go with it. It's hard to find nice sauces and stuff where I live and I'm not great at making them.

AND for the love of fuck please standardise a system for clearly marking what allergens a food does and does not contain. Some of us have no options in entire food categories because nothing is marked safe for us, and we can't risk the ones that don't have any warnings or confirmations. I can't buy ANY cooking oils in the two largest chain stores here because none of them have allergy information. I have to shop in four different stores just to get my regular groceries.

Cheesecakes need a bottom and top crust of graham crackers!

Mmmm, yes. The best part is mixing the crust with some of the cake part. More crust would be better.

Exactly!

I've never had a piece of cheesecake with a good ratio of crust to goo, so I never really liked it. Maybe this is the solution.

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