[ SECRET POST #4183 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4183 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 03 pages, 67 secrets from Secret Submission Post #599.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. https://imgur.com/w6NVPK1.png

[cbrachyrhynchos]

Hey, who doesn't want Robert Smith looking at random stuff?

[(Anonymous)]

But canned soup is usually high in sodium. I want him to look at fresh produce and whole grains.

[(Anonymous)]

Well, he is just looking. Maybe he's thinking wistfully about the convenience, then heading to the produce section to buy ingredients to make soup from scratch!

[(Anonymous)]

I want to be there while Robert Smith shops for soup!

[(Anonymous)]

Too bad, OP, you're never going to get kicked out because this sort of surreal shitpost humor is actually very much appreciated on tumblr. It brings happiness to people's lives and that's actually very pure.

--signed, someone who makes similar shitposts all the time.

(actually, you know, I think I've only seen maybe one non-ironic humor tumblr confessions blog. The rest of them are super ironic all the time.)

[alwaysbeenasmiler]

This is seriously the best secret ever-- who doesn't want Robert Smith staring at soup while crooning "I will alwaaaaaaaaaays love you"