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[ SECRET POST #4206 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4206 ⌋

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...the unexpected and the unconventional. Who are they? Please note that at this point, Adam Driver is such a common crush object I don't think he counts anymore.

...do giant robots from comic books count?

'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with a crush on Nickel from Transformers MTMTE/LL. I'm 100000% sure I'm lesbian for Nickel. For small, fussy, organic-species-hating, once adopted Megatron's ~~fanboys~~ kill squad Nickel.

What the fuck, me?

Ozzy Osbourne, the way he looks now, with the long brown hair and blue glasses.

For a number of years in my early 20s I had an inexplicable crush on James Burke, the historian of science who did the "Connections" series.

Picture of what he looked like back then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connections_(TV_series)

Edited 2018-07-10 23:49 (UTC)

The Ancient Aliens guy

Hey, I had a crush on that guy too! Must be the hair.

His wondrous enthusiasm for everything he talks about, the fact that he always wears brown, the way his hair gets taller every year that passes... I love him lol

He's a conman grifter, though

How so?

Well, aliens aren't real

Re: Your weird crushes...

rudehannibal - 2018-07-11 00:11 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Your weird crushes...

(Anonymous) - 2018-07-11 00:14 (UTC) - Expand

He's not saying it was aliens... BUT IT WAS ALIENS.

I like Plo Koon. Mostly because of his characterization in TCW, but I really like the design too. I think he's cute without the mask and cool with it.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/4b/PloKoonUnmasked-STD.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110209165648
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/1f/PloKoon-SWFB.png/revision/latest?cb=20160910061353

Weird one I feel creepy about for some reason but is probably a totally normal thing:

I did not expect to find so many former disney tv/movie stars as hot as I do now. I know they're my age, but I was a bit too old to be in the target audience and I've seen exactly none of them. Now I'm like oh that person is gorgeous, I wonder what else they've done. I always regret that google when the awkward tween magazine pictures with little love hearts pop up. *shudder*

I don't even know what counts as a weird crush anymore tbh

Penn Jillette. Loved the magic, hated the obnoxious rich white dude Libertarianism.

Does Nebula count? Karen Gillen is hot painted blue.

Karen Gillen is equally hot not painted blue, though.

God, that girl's legs.

Agreed. Her Amy and Missy are the only two people I've ever found hot on Doctor Who. Karen is gorgeous.

You wouldn't call Jenna Coleman hot? I guess maybe more "adorable" than "hot"

(also, I should probably talk about some classic!who characters here but I'm tired so just pretend that I did instead)

Re: Your weird crushes...

philstar22 - 2018-07-11 00:29 (UTC) - Expand

Re: Your weird crushes...

(Anonymous) - 2018-07-11 00:31 (UTC) - Expand

Nope, sorry. Karen Gillan was a model... that's conventional enough not to be weird.

Fair enough.

When I was still a kid, Geno from Super Mario RPG. He's basically a higher being inhabiting the body of a wooden toy (puppet?).

As an adult, I had a crush on Artanis from the Starcraft series. There is literally nothing objectively sexy about the Protoss race. Like, seriously. Nothing. They don't have any visible mouths or nethers.

Oh, also when I was younger, I wanted to sit on Wesley Crusher's face.

James Cromwell in Babe is such a comfy ideal of farmer husband to be settled down with after a certain age. Like, if I wanted to marry a man, or a farmer.

Yeah, I totally fell in love with him from that film.

I think Robert Carlyle is nice enough looking, until he’s got blackened teeth, claws, bugged-out eyes, sparkly skin, and is wearing a couple of alligators. Then I turn into a puddle of drool.

Robert Carlyle:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9e8a5965b09adbd3d707345b185f38e/tumblr_nk8skfpUep1th4yw6o1_r2_540.png

Do me sexy lizard man:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/1ac2f397c2cd618ae94cc26a6fadda54/tumblr_padhfpT5NA1wpraapo1_1280.jpg

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