[ SECRET POST #4206 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4206 ⌋

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General comments:

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fuck that World Cup

[(Anonymous)]

I really hope England loses to Croatia now, because I really don't want to see a France/England finale, that's a disaster waiting to happen and the renewal of the Hundred Year War. I was hoping France would lose to Belgium but it's too late now, and I'm still so very glad that Croatia won against Russia HELL YES FUCK PUTIN. Damnit Belgium, couldn't you have won this game? it would have saved us to much trouble. Anyhoo. Nothing personal, England, but go Croatia go!!

Re: fuck that World Cup

[(Anonymous)]

France/England is the best option to me tbh, Croatia kind of suck and England are young and fun to watch. Might be different if I had to deal with meathead England fans IRL or something, but as it is, it's fine with me.

I mean, I'll be rooting for France regardless, but still.

Re: fuck that World Cup

[(Anonymous)]

as an england fan...

...i don't think the france stuff would be that bad, tbh (compared to, say, england - germany) - the hundred years war is long enough ago for most people to not care

glad croatia beat russia because it means we don't have to, and it means the russian crowd (who've been awesome) might be on england's side instead :)

france are looking good because they've got a plan b for every match; it's not just 4-3 fun against argentina, they won their group only scoring three goals - they can grind out results too

Re: fuck that World Cup

[(Anonymous)]

I WANT to see France vs England because I love drama :D

Re: fuck that World Cup

[belladonna_took]

Guess I'm going for England now.

Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

...the unexpected and the unconventional. Who are they? Please note that at this point, Adam Driver is such a common crush object I don't think he counts anymore.

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

...do giant robots from comic books count?

'Cause I'm pretty sure I'm the only one with a crush on Nickel from Transformers MTMTE/LL. I'm 100000% sure I'm lesbian for Nickel. For small, fussy, organic-species-hating, once adopted Megatron's fanboys kill squad Nickel.

What the fuck, me?

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

Ozzy Osbourne, the way he looks now, with the long brown hair and blue glasses.

Re: Your weird crushes...

[silverr]

For a number of years in my early 20s I had an inexplicable crush on James Burke, the historian of science who did the "Connections" series.

Picture of what he looked like back then: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Connections_(TV_series)

Re: Your weird crushes...

[rudehannibal]

The Ancient Aliens guy

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

I like Plo Koon. Mostly because of his characterization in TCW, but I really like the design too. I think he's cute without the mask and cool with it.

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/4/4b/PloKoonUnmasked-STD.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20110209165648
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/1/1f/PloKoon-SWFB.png/revision/latest?cb=20160910061353

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

Weird one I feel creepy about for some reason but is probably a totally normal thing:

I did not expect to find so many former disney tv/movie stars as hot as I do now. I know they're my age, but I was a bit too old to be in the target audience and I've seen exactly none of them. Now I'm like oh that person is gorgeous, I wonder what else they've done. I always regret that google when the awkward tween magazine pictures with little love hearts pop up. *shudder*

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

I don't even know what counts as a weird crush anymore tbh

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

Penn Jillette. Loved the magic, hated the obnoxious rich white dude Libertarianism.

Re: Your weird crushes...

[philstar22]

Does Nebula count? Karen Gillen is hot painted blue.

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

When I was still a kid, Geno from Super Mario RPG. He's basically a higher being inhabiting the body of a wooden toy (puppet?).

As an adult, I had a crush on Artanis from the Starcraft series. There is literally nothing objectively sexy about the Protoss race. Like, seriously. Nothing. They don't have any visible mouths or nethers.

Oh, also when I was younger, I wanted to sit on Wesley Crusher's face.

Re: Your weird crushes...

[ninety6tears]

James Cromwell in Babe is such a comfy ideal of farmer husband to be settled down with after a certain age. Like, if I wanted to marry a man, or a farmer.

Re: Your weird crushes...

[(Anonymous)]

I think Robert Carlyle is nice enough looking, until he’s got blackened teeth, claws, bugged-out eyes, sparkly skin, and is wearing a couple of alligators. Then I turn into a puddle of drool.

Robert Carlyle:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f9e8a5965b09adbd3d707345b185f38e/tumblr_nk8skfpUep1th4yw6o1_r2_540.png

Do me sexy lizard man:

https://78.media.tumblr.com/1ac2f397c2cd618ae94cc26a6fadda54/tumblr_padhfpT5NA1wpraapo1_1280.jpg

Insurance in the us is such shit.

[(Anonymous)]

I just want new glasses. ;_;

Re: Insurance in the us is such shit.

[philstar22]

Insurance sucks. Finally getting my surgery, but still going to cost us more than 2000 dollars even with insurance actually covering some of it.

Re: Insurance in the us is such shit.

[tabaqui]

Omg, yes.
It's been over a month since I went to the eye doctor, got an exam and picked out a frame and lenses.

Nothing, however, will happen until my stupid insurance 'process' the claim, and it's a) already been disputed once because the eye doc didn't do the paperwork right and b) they're 'behind'.

While i get headaches and squint a lot. ARGH.

Re: Insurance in the us is such shit.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not in the US so why do you need an insurance for this? New glasses cost about $30.

What is the most disappointng meal you ahve ever eaten?

[(Anonymous)]

No noms here.

Fandom Frustration!

[(Anonymous)]

There's a fic with great characterization for my fave (yay!), but the fic is a slow burn (yay again!) for my NOTP (booboo!). Why anon, did you click on it to begin with? Because I knew from the fucking summary the author had a handle on my fave. And now I'm torturing myself because I want to finish his characterization but I know this author will write the ship so well, I'm gonna so fucking mad lol I love my fave but I strongly dislike this ship unless it's a no strings attached situation! I've never been such a fool in all my fandoming days...Why oh why was I such a fool.

Tell me about your fandom Frustration!