[ SECRET POST #4212 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4212 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Chadwick Boseman]


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03.
[Wakfu]


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04.
[Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat]


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05.
[Hannah Gadsby]


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06.
[Jenna Coleman]


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07.
(Lapis Lazuli, Steven Universe)










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 28 secrets from Secret Submission Post #603.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

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[Mark Gatiss and Steven Moffat]

[(Anonymous)]

No one is forcing you to watch those versions, my dramatic anon.

[(Anonymous)]

Seeing mediocre adaptations of things that you love can be frustrating even if you don't watch them, though? Especially because it usually means that the chances of another, possibly better adaptation being made are then greatly decreased.

[(Anonymous)]

NAYRT—Like the Tom Cruise Mummy movie “proving” that rebooting the Universal Monsters was a waste of time, rather than that shitty Tom Cruise movies are a waste of time? Don’t mind me, I just harbored a tiny hope for a Guillermo del Toro helmed Phantom of the Opera and am angry that instead someone thought Tom Cruise+ “Generic Hot Model” Mummy was a good idea.

[(Anonymous)]

*joins you in wailing for a GdT PotO*

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT—oh good it’s not just me. GdT must get tons of people asking him to please do tons of projects but I would be so damn happy if this was a thing.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not calling Sofia Boutella a generic hot model, are you? I'll fight you to the death in her honour!

[(Anonymous)]

The Cruise Mummy was SOOOOOOOOOOOO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!


I just had to get that out.

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt but exactly! I was really disappointed to hear they were going to go that route with the reboot of the Universal Monsters line. It's a great concept and I was excited to see what came of it... but all their attempts so far have been underwhelming to say the least. It's going to really derail the whole concept, if not sink it altogether.

[(Anonymous)]

It's going to suuuuuuuuuck

[(Anonymous)]

Your blood?

[tabaqui]

Omg, it's actually happening?
Gaaaaaah.

[(Anonymous)]

That's how I see every Disney version fairytale, ever. They hack it till it don't even remotely resemble the original and the meaning is lost on the alter of cute creatures playing nuclear family, with a nauseating side of Christian misogyny and America, Fuck Yeah.

Blech!