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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2018-09-30 03:34 pm
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⌈ Secret Post #4288 ⌋

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(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
There's nothing wrong with wanting to fuck a fictional cannibal.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 11:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Reminds me of the chapter from Moby Dick where Ishmael is terrified to discover that he's sharing his room (and bed) with a cannibal, before coming to acceptance with the understanding that a good cannibal is likely better than a bad Christian.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Your common sense meter is fine, because Hannibal is a fictional character and fantasizing about him isn't harmful in any way.

Now, if you encounter a real life cannibal and want to rub yourself against him rather than run like hell in the opposite direction, then your self preservation might be broken.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
I just can't with Hannibal. The whole concept of immersing myself in that fandom and writing or reading fic squicks me out hard.

But hey, nonny to each their own.
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[personal profile] rosehiptea 2018-09-30 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't even watch the show - cannibalism is one of the only things that just bothers me too much in canon or fanfiction. But I wouldn't mind rubbing against Mads Mikkelsen's sweater.
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[personal profile] fishnchips 2018-09-30 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah... for me, cannibalism is a big huge squick on its own. The only way a cannibalism story could be worse is if the cannibal is feeding unsuspecting people human meat. So that show is a big huge nope for me.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-01 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that's a big part of Hannibal as well, so definitely don't watch!
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[personal profile] fishnchips 2018-10-01 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I was really glad I found that out before I could give in and watch it :'D

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT

Same - to both of your points actually! Lol

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cannibalism is likely the least fucked-up thing about the Hannibal Lechter universe.

book (and possibly movie) spoilers (major warn)

(Anonymous) 2018-10-01 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
Key words:

runaway wheelchair and glue
he ate his own face
pigs
defenestration with bonus gore
jealous lesbian sister with cattle prod.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. I loved the show, and I have a general sort of outsider's affection for the fandom, but I just could never get into the fandom myself. Like...my capacity for cognitive dissonance is just not that strong? A part of me does have a "yes, I ship it, do want" reaction to Will/Hannibal, but if I try to imagine it I immediately end up at "half of this ship is not so much a person as a malignancy in the shape of a person," and for me that's just, like, a brick wall.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 10:17 pm (UTC)(link)
This is probably the only fandom where I read mostly AU fics instead of canon fics.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Any good AU recs?

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
These were cute:
Pretense https://archiveofourown.org/works/3331988/chapters/7285382
Nice Hannibal https://archiveofourown.org/works/5893291/chapters/13583782

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Merci! :)
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[personal profile] silverr 2018-09-30 08:38 pm (UTC)(link)
It is a lovely sweater.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I want to buy that sweater.

(Anonymous) 2018-09-30 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Mads in a sweater is appealing to me too. Would hug.

(Anonymous) 2018-10-01 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
So you want to bone a celebrity. Join the club, OP.

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(Anonymous) 2018-10-01 02:01 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty sure secret poster is talking about the character as they wouldn't have to worry about cannibalism if it was just about Mads Mikkelsen.

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(Anonymous) 2018-10-01 02:44 am (UTC)(link)
nayrt, just LOLed. Ayrt totally missed the point... or maybe they know something about Mads Mikkelsen we don't??

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(Anonymous) 2018-10-01 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
Or about Denmark! True hygge involves human consumption by a cozy fire in a classy sweater?
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