[ SECRET POST #4296 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4296 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Sailor Moon]


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03.
[My Hero Academia]


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04.
[Ruby Tandoh from Great British Bake Off series four]


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05.
[Vanity Fair (TV Mini-Series 2018)]


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06.
[Jurassic World 2: Fallen Kingdom]


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07.
[Kim-Joy in The Great British Bake Off (series 9)]


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08.
[Breakfast on Pluto]









Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 33 secrets from Secret Submission Post #615.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Just serve wedding muffins, God damn it. Stop bringing cakes into this mess. If you're feeling lazy just go down to publix and buy a container of that sweet ass butter cream and slap it on your three layer muffin so, like, the caterpillar, it becomes a beautiful butterfly that people want to eat.

Fucking naked cakes. The only thing worse is when you go to a birthday party and the birthday kid is allergic to everything under the fucking sun and instead of making a gluten free, egg free, dairy free, sugar free, peanut free, dye free, taste free cupcake for little braylea or kreestofer or whatever, the mother brings out a whole sheet cake of sadness the rest of the party is expected to eat without gagging. And stupid Karen paid $129 for this abomination against man and God and by the powers of pinterest and whole foods, she will not let you go until you've had a slice of teeth cracking celebration. We get it. It's little Peatmoss Haberdashery's special day, but even he hates his cake and it's the only thing he knows. Don't force it onto 27 of his classmates because his invite to any other party will be conveniently lost in the mail because no one wants YOU at their party, Karen.

[(Anonymous)]

I feel what you're going for here, nonny. But it went on just a wee bit too long and this isn't reddit where there are enough sad dudes who'll applaud even tired jokes about women, vegans and/or rich bitches.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a woman, dumb ass. I also run a birthday party business where I see this shit every weekend. Nice try, though.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT did not say or imply that you were a dude

Just that a certain type of dude would be the ideal audience for your post

[(Anonymous)]

PEATMOSS HABERDASHERY I AM SCREAMING