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Someone requested another crossover meme, but -- why stick with just crossovers? Here's your chance to request things from any fandom you like -- especially if the fandom is small, obscure, or has no request type of meme available. Hopefully someone else will come along and fill it out, or someone else's request will spark something off in your head that you just have to write --

So here you go!

PAN-FANDOM FANWORKS MEME

Anon is on like always!

ETA: Sorry, link list's gone. Realizing it'd exceed the character limit.

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Fandom(s): Ouran HS Host Club
Character(s): Renge, Haruhi
Pairing(s, if any): Renge/Haruhi
Summary: idc, this fandom just needs more femslash, k.
Preferred Rating: Any.
Preferred Medium: Any.

(OMG Haruhi/Renge yes. What would happen if )

Haruhi could have fought Renge off. She could have yelled for Mori or Honey or any of the club members to come to save her.

"Oh, Haruhi," Renge sighed, and ran her hands over Haruhi's chest. "Did you think you were fooling me?"

"Um--" She didn't call for help. Renge was cute, and was getting under the buttons of her prince costume a little too deftly. If she called for help, Tamaki would make a fuss, the twins would never let her live it down (Hahahahaha! Haruhi almost got her bones jumped by Renge!), Honey would make some kind of unexpected innuendo, and Kyouya--she didn't even want to think about what Kyouya would do, but it would involve adding onto her debt for excessive enjoyment on the job, or something, and that was the last thing she wanted. And Haruhi had to admit that this wasn't so bad: especially what Renge was doing with her nipples, and the way she was insinuating her hands inside Haruhi's underwear.

Renge pulled away and contemplated Haruhi's state of undress. "Hmm. Yuri manga don't go like this. You're the cool, bishoujo sempai"--never mind that they were in the same year--"you should be...." She trailed off and pulled her dress over her head. Her bra and panties had little strawberries on them. "Oh, Haruhi-oneesama, please!"

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

adgkvbjfhsd;kgjdag.

brb dying from the awesome.

i love this SO HARD. THANK YOU. <33333

The rest of that sentence was "...if Renge discovered yuri manga." Especially Strawberry Panic. Good god, that would be hysterical.

OURAN FANDOM NEEDS MOAR FEMSLASH BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW HARUHI IS THE GAYEST MEMBER OF THE HOST CLUB.

ahahahaha! i love that idea.

TOTALLY. i'm surprised there isn't more benio/haruhi out there. it's totally canon.

Benio/Haruhi future!fic would be great to see--say, when they're both in university and meet again. The Host Club interferes with some kind of budding romance (I don't think that Haruhi could be in any kind of typical romance because she's so oblivious) and it gets messy. And lolarious, but mostly messy.

Oh, like I need more fics to write. Please, take this plotbunny away from me.

i refuse to take it away, because it's pure genius. in fact, i'm going to go so far as to say that now you must write it. ha!

Here, I'll whip something up real quick to sate my ungodly hungers.

*

Haruhi made it to university without any more incident than was to be expected, being a member of the Host Club, and by the second semester her hair was long.

"Your hair was short when we met," said Benio, reaching across the table and fingering a strand of it.

"And?"

"It was short." Haruhi was savvy to Tamaki's methods of flattery and immune to them; Benio was not much better than he was, but far less easily flustered. "I like it better this way. Want to come out with me for dinner on Saturday?"

Well, she certainly got straight to the point. "Uh, well, I think I'm--"

"Shhhh," Benio said, and put a finger to Haruhi's lips--she was shocked to find herself blushing. "Don't speak. Tell me tomorrow."

"But tomorrow's Saturday," Haruhi whispered, long after Benio had gone. Rich people, she thought, and wasn't sure whether she was going to say yes or no.

OH EXCELLENT.

I LOVE YOU.

And then Kyouya calls in the Ootori goons to monitor Haruhi's date, Tamaki bursts into dramatic tears from a mile away because he senses that his sweet daughter is in trouble, the Hitachiins LOL through the whole date from the next table ("Whaaaat? Can't we eat here, too?"), and Honey and Mori do something. I don't have much of a handle on their characters.

May I friend you, that we might be friends, like, 4evar?

i love your ideas, they are so hilarious and wonderful.

of course!

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