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⌈ Secret Post #4305 ⌋

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[Jurassic World 2]

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[Ruby Tandoh from The Great British Baking Off, series 4]

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[Disenchantment, Princess Bean]

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[Dark Phoenix]

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[Pet Semetery (book and movie)]

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(The Good Place)

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[Angel, Supernatural]

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In a TV show or movie. No fanfiction allowed because it'd be too eady, lol.

Antichrist. Trust me. You don't want a description.

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Not OP.

Oh, I saw it. Don't need to see it again.

It's not the weirdest, but I do get weirded out be sex scenes in shojo manga that have super cutesy artwork. It just feels so very wrong.

No manga. TV and movies only.

I could be remembering this scene all wrong, but in the Julia Roberts movie America's Sweethearts, I swear there's a scene where she and her boyfriend (or love interest?) wake up the next morning in bed... fully clothed and with all their make-up on. It felt like a really cheesy way of hiding that they'd been having sex to make the movie stay PG-13.

However, I was also in high school and in the "sex is lol" stage of life, so my interpretation could be called into question. Maybe they weren't supposed to have had sex and my mind was just in the gutter.

I can't remember if this was a TV show or a movie, but I can recall the scene in question. The guy took a fish and rubbed it between the woman's legs.

Weirdest and scariest, the scene in The Stand between Nadine and Flagg. Still have nightmares to this day.

Does it involve a gun?

(I've never seen/read it but remember a friend telling me years ago that there's a fucked up scene where someone uses a gun as a dildo thinking it's not loaded but it is and it accidentally goes off or something like that? Or maybe that's from something else and I'm getting mixed up, in which case...nevermind lol.)

If there's a scene like that, it's more likely in the book, as the miniseries was on ABC and I doubt ABC would have allowed a scene like that.

No, it didn't. That's from something else, heh.

I can't remember the name of the book but I read it during my ~edgy~ teenage years when I read a bunch of fucked up shit and thought I was cool. Anyway, I'm pretty sure it was supposed to be about a fictionalized version of Jeffrey Dahmer. The main character somehow got the idea that drilling a hole into someone's head and pouring bleach into it would turn them into a perfect sex slave, and then when they inevitably died he'd do it to someone else. Also, someone used a stranger's sex toys in that book, which is obviously not as fucked up as the head drilling but I still remember it and thought it was weird.

Also, the short story Guts. It's not technically a sex scene, but a masturbation one, or at least it starts out that way, and turns into something...I can't even describe it it's so fucked up. I guess that's more disturbing than weird but it is weird too.

Oh Guts. I read it once just to see if it was really that horrible and... I got what I deserved I guess.

Now that I think of it, classic King is filled with weird sex scenes including:

Cujo: An affair where the stains on the sheets are described.
It: Magical girl sewer orgy.
Pet Sematary: Edging with a kid's bath sponge.
The Gunslinger: Fuck then shoot.

what were you thinking, Steve?

Treating sex like shooting smack was likely one area where King's litfic pretensions are most obvious.

Hasn't King said recently that he regretted writing the magical girl orgy and if he had to do it again, he wouldn't have?

Do you think he was high on coke when he wrote it?

The one from TV Hannibal, the intercut 3 (5 way?) way with the wendigo.

All the trigger warnings on this one.

David Cronenberg’s adaptation of Naked Lunch, there’s a scene of the main character Lee having a joint writing session with the wife of a drug lord and as they start having sex the two typewriters their using turn into weird bug things and start having sex as well. Then later a guy gets fucked to death by a giant centipede.

I actually just finished reading 120 Days of Sodom and wow that was a trip. Like...de Sade just going on for pages about how awesome asses are and how anal sex is the best sex. So many scenes involving people eating poop or stuffing other people’s orifices with poop. And eating vomit. There’s multiple stories about guys who have sex with animals, get the animals pregnant and then have sex with the resulting half human hybrids. One dude jacks off watching pregnant women give birth and comes on the baby’s head. One dude jacks off while watching fifteen girls get tortured to death. The main characters are all raping each other’s daughters. So many sex scenes involving farts. I’m probably forgetting a bunch of shit but I think I just blocked the book out after finishing it.

Thank you for the details on 120 Days Of Sodom. I will now never read or watch it.

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