[ SECRET POST #4318 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4318 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

07. https://i.imgur.com/OUlAcWT.png

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, I've never seen the movie and didn't realize this was real, either!

[(Anonymous)]

The Twilight saga has a lot of weird dialogue (these lines are lifted directly from the book), but Breaking Dawn had the worst because it was a steaming pile of garbage.

[(Anonymous)]

I knew about the imprinting on the baby thing, but I had no idea this bit was real! These books/movies always have something new to astonish!

[sarillia]

What was that saying back when Breaking Dawn came out? "Twilight means never having to say you're kidding"?

[(Anonymous)]

Wow. Wait is that the baby he falls in love with? HAHAHAHA.
The whole thing is awkward and creepy from start to finish.
I don't think I've even read fanfiction that bad in a while.

[kamino_neko]

This is honestly the least ridiculous bit of dialogue I've seen from Twilight.

'Cuz, I'll be honest, that was my first reaction, too. (Her face seems more angry than the combination of amused and bemused I had, but, still...)

Is his next line: "Well, you gave her such a ridiculous name, what was I supposed to do?"

[(Anonymous)]

Because that would save it for me.

Re: Is his next line: "Well, you gave her such a ridiculous name, what was I supposed to do?"

[(Anonymous)]

I’m like 80% sure he did in the book call her out on the stupid ass name. Not sure if he did in the movies.

Re: Is his next line: "Well, you gave her such a ridiculous name, what was I supposed to do?"

[(Anonymous)]

In the book, he says the name's a mouthful. In the movie, he doesn't say anything.

[(Anonymous)]

I only ever read the first book and didn't find it interesting enough to be involved with anything Twilight (couldn't even get into hating it), but this is yet another thing making me want to watch the movies...