[ SECRET POST #4236 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4326 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, but while women are born with all the eggs they're gonna have in their life already made and sitting in the ovaries, sperm is only made like a week or so in advance. So maybe for like a week before the wedding Jacob was really attracted to Edward and super confused about it? Also hilarious, tbh.

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm wondering how Edward's body could make sperm if he was supposed to be frozen in time due to being a vampire and all.

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe he only has one batch of frozen sperm in his balls and that's it?

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure the actual canon explanation was that that was the one load he had when he was turned. And it was still there because he never jerked off or had a wet dream at any point in the intervening hundred-odd years.

[(Anonymous)]

No, she decided that they make venom jizz. Otherwise the vampire character who had multiple half-vampire children would be impossible.

[(Anonymous)]

Yep, that was the explanation. It's always so much worse than you would imagine.

[(Anonymous)]

i kinda doubt Meyer knows all that much about human anatomy or biology.

[(Anonymous)]

I would love to have seen Jacob's fleeting attraction to Edward, tbh.

(Thank you for this biology comment!)

[(Anonymous)]

YES. This is the headcanon I needed.