[ SECRET POST #4402 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4402 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Comments

[fscom]

02. https://i.imgur.com/RfmQQmw.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

I see no shortage of this in animanga fandoms, especially m/m stuff, shorter dudes with good butts everywhere. Shorter dudes with good butts is the literal point of most animanga slash fandoms

I assume you're into western/het though, in which case, RIP

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, lol. Mte. Read ANY yaoi and find yourself a plethora of shorter guys with lovely bubble butts.

[(Anonymous)]

So, like, Hercules-era Michael Hurst?

[(Anonymous)]

also Wolverine

the hottest X-Man

[(Anonymous)]

oh man Michael Hurst was the MOST attractive!

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhhh, man, this reminded me of a scene I saw in a TV show recently and I remember noticing this dude had a really nice butt but I can't remember what it was now. That's gonna bother me, grrr.

[stelleappese]

Dude, ignore judgmental people. Short guys with nice butts are 100% a valid preference.

[(Anonymous)]

Hey, that's my type too! Short and muscular, with a temper and a hefty dose of testosterone. Put a brain and a sense of social justice into it and I AM DROOLING.

let me introduce you to Park Jimin

[(Anonymous)]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/67/86/88/678688712c3f5d5a77b9e5e00ed9c9d5.jpg

Yoongi got the booty too.

[(Anonymous)]

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ad/3d/ce/ad3dceee840178ece975486006728949.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

The thing that's interesting and slightly weird about the "I'm attracted to [X] unconventional type and I feel so alone" secrets is that [X] is almost always a type that tons and tons of people find attractive.

[(Anonymous)]

I've never known another woman to admit to a preference for short men. At most, they will say they don't care about height.

[(Anonymous)]

when enough people around you say 'ew, gross' whenever you express attraction you'll internalise it eventually.

[(Anonymous)]

This is a GOOD type honestly.

(the 60s TV Man From UNCLE... gives us Smol Illya, who's very cute, though I suppose ymmv on the niceness of the butt)

[(Anonymous)]

have you looked into Robert Carlyle?

[(Anonymous)]

You can come sit with me OP. I love shorter guys with great butts. I love them so much I married one. Lucky for me he likes tall chicks.

[(Anonymous)]

I suppose it depends on what makes a good butt (we like it), but feel free to join the Agents of SHIELD fandom, particularly Fitz/FitzSimmons fans.

I don't know.

[(Anonymous)]

Unless there's another characteristic you aren't mentioning I can think of quite a few male celebrities that are relatively short, have nice butts, and may or may not have an accent that a lot of people think are hot.

Tom Cruise, Scott Caan, James McAvoy, Jet Li, Bruno Mars

[(Anonymous)]

Tom Holland?

[wannabe_influential]

Care to... Provide some examples, OP? 👀

[(Anonymous)]

Adding to the list Jamie Bell.

[(Anonymous)]

You gotta check out Beck Bennett if you like shorter guys with amazing butts.

[(Anonymous)]

Nice butts and accents. Such rare taste.

[(Anonymous)]

I married a shorter than average guy with a great butt, so I'm with you OP!