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Case ([personal profile] case) wrote in [community profile] fandomsecrets2019-01-27 02:43 pm

[ SECRET POST #4406 ]


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Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
This is an important topic, obviously. Which historical figures would you **** if you could **** any historical figures, and why?

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Honestly, without a word of a lie, I would fuck Alexander Hamilton. But only pre- December 1780, because I respect Eliza too much otherwise.

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
That's very honorable tbh

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
same tbh

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezra Pound was a hottie and, I hear, a good bloke. It'd have to be a one night stand, though, because I'm not a huge fan of his poetry -_-"

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ezra Pound was actually extremely not a good bloke, I'm sorry to say

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
Very much an anti-Semite, if YOU like that sort of thing. >:(

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bur: It's an octopus with a bat from Pirate Baby's Cabana Street Fight 2006. (Default)

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[personal profile] bur 2019-01-27 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Young Joseph Stalin was a DISH, but just say no to dictators, kids.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahaha, you didn't lie.

Also, he looks like Zayn Malik and it's cracking me up.
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[personal profile] tabaqui 2019-01-27 11:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, he was. Too bad, he got pretty yuck as he got older.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
... Does it count when I want to see Alexander the Great and Hephaestion fuck?

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Shakespeare because he's the wittiest guy in all history, period.

D. H. Lawrence because he was sensual, keenly observant, and a little emotionally sadistic.

And I'd definitely want a turn with Casanova just to see what all the fuss was about.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:58 pm (UTC)(link)
is there anybody from any historical point with such a good rep as being amazing in bed that I'd want to? I honestly don't know. I like a good fuck as much as the next guy but I can't imagine anyone being so good that it's worth the time travel.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Emma Hamilton?

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Or the STDS. Won't someone please think of the STDS???

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Sappho
She might write a poem about me! :D

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 09:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Mary Wollstonecraft

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(Anonymous) 2019-01-27 09:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Even today hygiene is the deciding factor on whether or not I can stomach being intimate with someone. The modern toothbrush wasn't invented until 1930 so, uh, none really. Fuck a chewing stick.
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Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[personal profile] greghousesgf 2019-01-27 11:50 pm (UTC)(link)
the Beatles!

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rosehiptea: (Farin Urlaub)

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[personal profile] rosehiptea 2019-01-28 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Franz Kafka. Because I totally get how he sees the world and also he is hot. I'm sure it would mess up both his head and mine but I'd still do it.
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Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[personal profile] soldatsasha 2019-01-28 01:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yuri Gagarin. I mean, damn.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
Julie d'Aubigny. I've no idea what she actually looked like, and it wouldn't exactly be an exclusive liason or anything, but awesome crossdressing lady swordswoman who will fight a duel for you and/or break you out of your convent by stealing a nun's corpse and setting the room on fire to fake your death so you can run away together. Whatever else, I'm figuring she wouldn't be boring!

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
Augustus Hervey, the Royal Navy's Casanova. All the fun, plus you get the uniform as well!

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 02:05 am (UTC)(link)
Ludwig II of Bavaria. He looked good and he liked to build castles! But he was likely gay, so I doubt he'd be into me.

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Re: Hottest Historical Figures

(Anonymous) 2019-01-28 02:37 am (UTC)(link)
Trick question, the only answer is the incomparable Julie d'Aubigny. Next!