[ SECRET POST #4406 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4406 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 47 secrets from Secret Submission Post #631.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

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General comments:

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Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

This is an important topic, obviously. Which historical figures would you **** if you could **** any historical figures, and why?

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, without a word of a lie, I would fuck Alexander Hamilton. But only pre- December 1780, because I respect Eliza too much otherwise.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

Ezra Pound was a hottie and, I hear, a good bloke. It'd have to be a one night stand, though, because I'm not a huge fan of his poetry -_-"

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[bur]

Young Joseph Stalin was a DISH, but just say no to dictators, kids.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

... Does it count when I want to see Alexander the Great and Hephaestion fuck?

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

Shakespeare because he's the wittiest guy in all history, period.

D. H. Lawrence because he was sensual, keenly observant, and a little emotionally sadistic.

And I'd definitely want a turn with Casanova just to see what all the fuss was about.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

is there anybody from any historical point with such a good rep as being amazing in bed that I'd want to? I honestly don't know. I like a good fuck as much as the next guy but I can't imagine anyone being so good that it's worth the time travel.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

Sappho
She might write a poem about me! :D

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

Mary Wollstonecraft

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[(Anonymous)]

Even today hygiene is the deciding factor on whether or not I can stomach being intimate with someone. The modern toothbrush wasn't invented until 1930 so, uh, none really. Fuck a chewing stick.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[greghousesgf]

the Beatles!

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[rosehiptea]

Franz Kafka. Because I totally get how he sees the world and also he is hot. I'm sure it would mess up both his head and mine but I'd still do it.

Re: Hottest Historical Figures

[soldatsasha]

Yuri Gagarin. I mean, damn.

Rec thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Ask for recs or just rec stuff you found that was amazing.

kink meme etiquette

[(Anonymous)]

There's a new kink meme for my tiny fandom, yay!
Problem is, the host logs the IPs of everyone who comments. Forbids people to change their mind and answer their own prompts even if nobody else will. And now just changed to rules to forbid people from posting more than 10 prompts, and force them to fill one before they're allowed to request another one.
I'm tempted to just nope out of there.
Thoughts?

Validation!

[(Anonymous)]

Hey guys, I did all the tasks I usually procrastinate ON TIME! The bin is already out for collection in the morning! Laundry is in the drier! The bills are all paid and they're EARLY this month! I am have been a competent adult so far this year and I'm in need of a bit of a validating metaphorical hugfest, so ... share the stuff you've done lately, and get a an internet high-five!

Gardening Thread!

[(Anonymous)]

Share your tips/tricks, ask for advice, or just show your handiwork off!

I've realized after a freeze/summer heat wave lot of people in certain neighborhoods near me throw out plants they think are dead/dying. I've had a pretty good success rate rescuing them, worst case scenario I end up with a pot to grow kitchen scraps out of.

This time of year there are lots of posts on Craigslists are full of people cleaning their garage out of gardening tools, half-used bags of fertilizer or soil, etc.

Would this be a friendship dealbreaker

[(Anonymous)]

Say you found out a friend regularly made snide comments on fanfic they didnt care for. Not like actual crit but apparentally just snotty remarks bc it wasn't their cup of tea or they didnt care for the pairing.

Or conversely they were prone to making comments at a person in fandom they didnt care for that seem like harassing. Would this be a dealbreaker for your relationship?

Even if you knew this person a long time and had seen their better side?

When you read a story, how well do you visualize it?

[(Anonymous)]

Does it feel like you're actually there or do you just kinda sorta get a sense of what's happening?

Also for comics, do you "hear" the characters voices when you read their lines?

dunno

[(Anonymous)]

The increasing amount of diversity in fiction is a great thing, it really is, but I still roll my eyes at the posts all 'I took my ________ (usually a small, cute kid) to see such and such and they were all :O they look like me' idek because I guess being a fat person I never went into anything with the expectation of people looking like me. Fat people are always either to be pitied or fixed or just made fun of. And they're usually stupid, dirty, and likely to be a traitor.

So it's a weird feeling to be all 'yay, that's great for you, but also whatever'.

Raise your hand if....

[tabaqui]

you thought 'Coachella' was a brand of expensive purses, or maybe a clothing line?

And remarks/comments/memes about it were just *really* fucking confusing?

Last night's RENT

[(Anonymous)]

Anyone watching?

TELL ME SOMTETHING I DONT KNOW

[(Anonymous)]

Waffle

Can't believe we're almost at 600 replies tonight

[(Anonymous)]

remember when that was a low amount?