[ SECRET POST #4412 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4412 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid]


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03.
[Haunted (on Netflix), "The Slaughterhouse"]


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04.
[Criminal Minds]


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05.
[The Promised Neverland]


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06.
[British rapper Big Narstie]


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07.
[Criminal Minds season 4, episode 13, "Bloodline"]


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08.
[Angelina Jolie in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 50 secrets from Secret Submission Post #632.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

I actually like you. But this comment? No. You don't decide who is a good or bad lesbian. Someone isn't good or bad in relation to your personal taste in women.

[(Anonymous)]

Wtf are you smoking? They’re obviously mocking the affectionate patter a dog gets, not judging lesbianess

[(Anonymous)]

are they tho

[(Anonymous)]

Telling a dog he’s a good boy is not implying dogs unlike him are bad it’s just something you coo when you’re happy and want to show affection sorry if that’s so foreign to you

[(Anonymous)]

why are we suddenly talking about dogs in the first place

[(Anonymous)]

bc I’m a passionate idiot, like some dogs

[(Anonymous)]

i like dogs too but suddenly starting to talk about them when the secret is about a human woman is kinda weird innit

[(Anonymous)]

If that's what he's doing, and I'm not sure it is, it is still icky to compare women to dogs, even in jest.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeahhhhh I thought this guy was a lesbian lol, my bad b, I’m out lol

[(Anonymous)]

How... How is that a defense

[(Anonymous)]

I totally misread this for someone expressing delight in a shared sentiment. Not... some dude squeeing over and patting a lesbian for appealing to him. I’m sorry, I retract everything and will go back to minding my business

[thewakokid]

For the record, you were 100% correct about my intention the first time.

You got my genitals wrong, but I don't really see that as a factor unless you were expecting to be able to sleep with me, in which case I think you'd find I'm not that kind of boy.

I mean I don't sleep with just ANYONE who finds Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft to be the pinnacle of sexiness. I'd be a very busy boy if I did.

[thewakokid]

All bullshitting aside I'm happy my intention was understood to some degree.

Although it is a bit of a bummer that you feel my gender changes the intention. It still reassures me, that my comment was not the thing that is to be disapproved of, but rather the genitals of the commenter.

[thewakokid]

And Bingo was her name-o

[(Anonymous)]

Like really wtf, all dogs are good dogs it’s not an exclusionary statement or an actual value assignment I really hope I’m being whooshed here because wtf

[(Anonymous)]

Nayrt but it's hard for me to see how the comment is not patronizing and condescending

[(Anonymous)]

DA

The anon who thought it was fine originally thought Waco was a girl. They took back their comment when they figured out he was a guy.

[thewakokid]

Why would that be? If it's a bad thing to say, it's a bad thing to say regardless of my genitals.

Or is this one of those "It's not abuse if a lesbian does it to another lesbian" thing?

[thewakokid]

Not all dogs are good dogs.

Look at Count Dankulas' pug.

And his enthusiasm for the ethno-kennel. Despicable.

[thewakokid]

Actually as a straight white male, it is exclusively in my bailiwick to decide which lesbians are good lesbians and bad lesbians.

Portia De Rossi - Good Lesbian
The girls from Tatu - Good Lesbians
Anne Heche - Bad Lesbian
Ellen Degeneres - Middling
Ellen Page - Swings back and forth. Right now: Good Lesbian

Hope this helps.

[(Anonymous)]

Bad straight guys:

1. TheWakoKid