[ SECRET POST #4412 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4412 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid]


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03.
[Haunted (on Netflix), "The Slaughterhouse"]


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04.
[Criminal Minds]


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05.
[The Promised Neverland]


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06.
[British rapper Big Narstie]


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07.
[Criminal Minds season 4, episode 13, "Bloodline"]


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08.
[Angelina Jolie in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider]












Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 50 secrets from Secret Submission Post #632.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[thewakokid]

Who's a good lesbian with excellent taste?

Who is??

Is You!

Thas a good lesbian! Yous has very good taste!

[(Anonymous)]

I actually like you. But this comment? No. You don't decide who is a good or bad lesbian. Someone isn't good or bad in relation to your personal taste in women.

[(Anonymous)]

Wtf are you smoking? They’re obviously mocking the affectionate patter a dog gets, not judging lesbianess

[(Anonymous)]

are they tho

[(Anonymous)]

How... How is that a defense

[thewakokid]

And Bingo was her name-o

[(Anonymous)]

Like really wtf, all dogs are good dogs it’s not an exclusionary statement or an actual value assignment I really hope I’m being whooshed here because wtf

[(Anonymous)]

Nayrt but it's hard for me to see how the comment is not patronizing and condescending

[thewakokid]

Not all dogs are good dogs.

Look at Count Dankulas' pug.

And his enthusiasm for the ethno-kennel. Despicable.

[thewakokid]

Actually as a straight white male, it is exclusively in my bailiwick to decide which lesbians are good lesbians and bad lesbians.

Portia De Rossi - Good Lesbian
The girls from Tatu - Good Lesbians
Anne Heche - Bad Lesbian
Ellen Degeneres - Middling
Ellen Page - Swings back and forth. Right now: Good Lesbian

Hope this helps.

[(Anonymous)]

Bad straight guys:

1. TheWakoKid

[(Anonymous)]

Wait a minute? Are you a lesbian too? Bc this actually is weird and kinda condescending if you’re a dude lol

[(Anonymous)]

He's a dude. An unfailingly scummy one too, judging from his comments over the years.

[thewakokid]

Oooh, I sense a "Best of" / Clipshow episode. coming on

Go on then, lemme hear what makes me a scummy dude then.

[thewakokid]

Well... it's certainly weird. I don't think it's condescending unless you're inclined to take it seriously, and honestly people who take everything seriously rarely get me so I'm not so worried about that.

But I gotta ask, why would it NOT weird and kinda condescending if I were a lesbian.

Oh. and I am a dude.

Straight, white (Mostly. A splash of jew if that changes things for you), Cis, Male.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you kidding me, this is hilarious. I am most the way through a bottle of wine, true, but maybe stop taking everything so fucking seriously maybe

[thewakokid]

You're good people.

[(Anonymous)]

Right? I laughed out loud for real when I read it last night. Everyone in this comm needs like, some lorazepam or something.

[thewakokid]

<3

[thewakokid]

Wow, I did not think that would be received so badly.

Have I reached troll nirvana? Have I transcended to the most enlightened level of trolldom where I troll without meaning to?

Yeah, I'm just trying to say "I approve of this sentiment" in a semi unique or amusing way.

[(Anonymous)]

It's more like a self perpetuating machine. Most people think you're a wanker and a few people straight up hate you so they're gonna assume the worst and the wank follows. Where as other people get the benefit of the doubt.

[(Anonymous)]

No, you’re just an awful human being who keeps showing up here to tarnish everyone else's night in any way you can.

[(Anonymous)]

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I'm just trying to say "I approve of this sentiment" in a semi unique or amusing way.

I understand that's what you meant, but I think it still was condescending and weird even if it wasn't meant to be "trolly". There are times where people can say things that are annoying or cruddy, even if they're sincere. I hope you think about this and take peoples' reactions to heart.

[(Anonymous)]

I was hoping you'd gone away and never come back.