[ SECRET POST #4475 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4475 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

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Comments

Re: What's something that's happened to you that sounds like it's fiction?

[(Anonymous)]

You know how elevator doors are supposed to open automatically to prevent people losing body parts to them? I once ran to catch an elevator and instead of opening up again it closed on my fingertips. I didn’t lose any fingers, but they were purple and swollen and a couple had skin ripped off and bled everywhere.

Re: What's something that's happened to you that sounds like it's fiction?

[11thmirror]

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Re: What's something that's happened to you that sounds like it's fiction?

[(Anonymous)]

Eek. Yeouch. You poor thing :(.

Re: What's something that's happened to you that sounds like it's fiction?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, I know that feeling all too well. There's nothing like having a door close on your hand.

I have an elevator story but it's more dumb than weird. So, like, elevators in casinos seem to come in two flavors; either they're well ventilated and modern looking or they smell like piss and cigarettes, all the more complimented by terrible 80's style interior. The elevator in this story belongs to the second group. So I head towards this casino elevator, the door opens, and there's a guy sitting on a chair inside. He just smirks at me and gives me a thumbsup - he's clearly drunk or stoned - and I nod, because what else am I supposed to do... and we go up. I exit when we reach my room's floor and there's another guest waiting outside the elevator who then takes my place - and the guy in the elevator gives a thumbsdown.... and the guest nods just like I did. They ride together down a couple floors in the elevator. The end.

Re: What's something that's happened to you that sounds like it's fiction?

[(Anonymous)]

Same anon—and then, after yanking my hand free and leaving behind skin and a lot of swearing, I ran across campus to the clinic to make sure I hadn’t broken anything and because they had hot water in their bathroom so I could get my hand clean; most all the other bathrooms just had cold water sinks. Since I didn’t have an appointment and wasn’t actually dying, I had to wait to be seen while my hand swelled up. Then they had to weigh me and take my temperature and blood pressure while I tried not to scream that ffs I was oozing blood and could I please have some ice? “Your blood pressure’s kind of high; have you thought about losing weight?”

I didn’t bludgeon anyone to death with an office chair, even though I really wanted to. At least I hadn’t broken any fingers.