[ SECRET POST #4481 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4481 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Hobbit]


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03.
[Tim Burton's Dumbo]


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04.
[Lady Gaga in A Star Is Born]


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05.
[Giles Coren, writer and TV presenter]


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06.
[The Dragon Prince]


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07.
[Quicksand on Netflix]

















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 43 secrets from Secret Submission Post #642.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

05. https://i.imgur.com/onn6Vjb.png
[Giles Coren, writer and TV presenter]

[(Anonymous)]

how is this any different from the tinhatting RPFers everyone loves to hate?

[(Anonymous)]

I've always wondered this in regards to celebrity gossip. If anything, RPF seems a lot less potentially damaging than gossip tabloids since with RPF it is understood that it is pure fiction.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed.

[(Anonymous)]

What is this about and how am I as a Jew supposed to know about it.

[(Anonymous)]

Rumors about royals having affairs, I think

[(Anonymous)]

What, you didn't receive the latest Jew dispatch from our secret headquarters where we rule everyone and have all the money?

different Jew anon

[(Anonymous)]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! :D Whurrrrr's mah cashhhhhh!?

[(Anonymous)]

I am confused about why he brings up being Jewish at all. Maybe I need more sleep? Is someone in the picture Jewish andthis is a cringeworthy ultra insider reference only people from a certain strata of British society would even get and they'd still be like "that's lame", like that Rees Mogg joke that bombed so badly? Is my sense of humor broken because I don't understand the "posh jew" reference either?

[(Anonymous)]

Oh God, I really hate Giles Coren and I resent that he is related to Victoria Coren Mitchell (who is awesome).

(Not because of this. I really don't care whether Wills had an affair or not)

[(Anonymous)]

ia giles is insufferable

[(Anonymous)]

She's really not, check out her Woody Allen pieces.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean... Victoria Coren Mitchell is prettier than Giles and she's not quite as mouthy, but she's not any better, really.

[(Anonymous)]

What is he even talking about? Like I appreciate the label, OP, but a little more context would be nice.

[(Anonymous)]

Who is supposed to be having an affair with who (if anyone) in this photo?

[(Anonymous)]

Prince William and... somebody. I don't actually know who.

[(Anonymous)]

Huh. From this photo, I would have thought it was her and the dude she's vaguely looking in the direction of (with him standing beside her and looking mildly annoyed).

[thegreymoon]

He is supposedly cheating with the lady standing next to Kate, who was a close friend of hers. The guy next to her is her husband and they used to be all up in each other's business until Kate abruptly removed them from her circle. Apparently, the mistress has been bragging to others about sleeping with William and Kate found out and ended the friendship.

And if it isn't true?

[(Anonymous)]

If it's just him repeating spurious gossip?

Re: And if it isn't true?

[(Anonymous)]

Not OP, but if it's just him repeating spurious gossip, then it's just him repeating spurious gossip. OP says Giles is a bitch and it's one of the reasons why they love him. I'm guessing it's more the way that he says it than what he says that OP likes.

Re: And if it isn't true?

[(Anonymous)]

/shrug Then he's not saying anything that the tabloids haven't been saying for a couple weeks now?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh, two of my least favourite people PLUS my imperial overlords in one secret!

(Giles Coren is an insufferable twit and HADLEY FREEMAN DON'T READ is a rampant TERF)

[(Anonymous)]

Oh look, it's my ponify for H*dley Freem*n so I don't accidentally read anything she writes!

[litalex]

Of course there are "posh Jews". Has this gossiper never heard of the Rothschilds?

[(Anonymous)]

Of course he does. He's speaking tongue in cheek, knowing full well that even rich, famous Jewish families aren't always considered on the same level as WASPy rich people. Not even the Rothschilds' money makes them immune - they escaped the Holocaust, but their wealth made them a prime target for Nazi looting.