[ SECRET POST #4499 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4499 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 12 secrets from Secret Submission Post #644.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

06. https://i.imgur.com/SZzIneI.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Well, I don't think your point on the right really sounds reasonable, but I guess you didn't give us any context or details to go off of so there's no real way to meaningfully respond

[nightscale]

Me reading this secret:

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

lol

[greghousesgf]

+2

[(Anonymous)]

+3

[(Anonymous)]

LOL, same.

(Super cute image <3. Awww.)

[(Anonymous)]

don't call me out like this

I'm even in public D:

(lol let's try that again NOT logged into my RP journal)

[nightscale]

It is too late, I HAVE SEEN UR FACE.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought this secret was pretty clear cut? BNF thinks marriage is heteronormative and disapproves of it (or at least how common it is ... or prefers things be porny and not HEA-marriage ...), and it's pissing OP off, who presumably wants to enjoy said fic.

[(Anonymous)]

But where are you getting that OP is talking about fic

[(Anonymous)]

We're in fandom secrets, so it's likely? Even if it's not fic, it's media of some type.

[(Anonymous)]

"There's a male BNF in my fandom"

"We get it, you just want porn and you thing marriage is disgusting"

Pretty clear that OP thinks this BNF objects to fanworks (whether fic or anything else) involving marriage because said BNF only wants to consume porn fanworks.

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's fair to say that people who think they own fandom are dicks. Fandom is for everyone. And no one is doing it wrong.

[11thmirror]

Folks who think that marriage is heteronormative are so very, very tiring.

[(Anonymous)]

Married lesbian here: +1. I have run into so many people that seem to think that to be queer you have to do everything different from The Hets, that queerness by its very nature is non-monogamous, non-married, communal, party-til-you-die living.

I never wanted any of that, and it doesn't make me less of a lesbian for it.

[(Anonymous)]

Are you 100% sure it's a guy? Every single time I've run into the Fandom Gay Male Gatekeeper "he's" been a cishet girl playing pretend on the internet to try to make slash fans feel bad, lmao.

[(Anonymous)]

I remember a long time ago on a forum, there was a "gay guy" whose "boyfriend" also posted occasionally and they would have cutesy back and forth exchanges where everyone told them how cute they were. Over time a story developed where one of them's sister went to prison for some reason and they got custody of her four kids (even though this was during the Bush administration and they lived in some southern state so it's highly unlikely that would've happened) and would post about all the adorable things the kids did and the things they did with them and stuff. They gave these really Gary Stu type physical descriptions of themselves and talked about their matching tattoos and shit, then when they posted pictures, they didn't really match the descriptions they'd given.

Turned out to be a straight girl with a sockpuppet and one of the pictures she'd posted had been of some friend of hers who'd died (you'd think she could've gotten the description more accurate) and the other was I think some random stock photo model guy. Apparently a bunch of drama went down after that was discovered, but I happened to miss it and went on the forum the next day after all the posts were deleted and had to hear the story from other posters.

Anyway, that's a really long way to say that yes, it's entirely possible it's a straight girl trying to screw with people.

[(Anonymous)]

Hilarious, because a very similar thing happened in a forum I frequented back in the day too. Not so similar that they might be the same, but pretty close. More or less the girl pretended to be a gay guy with their real life boyfriend, until someone recognized him and they had to 'come out' as a straight couple... (some other shit happened too, but it's been too long for me to remember)

[(Anonymous)]

This is the most likely scenario. She gets more attention by pretending to be a gay man.

[(Anonymous)]

I've run into Fandom Male Gatekeepers (of various sexualities) and while they are dicks and some of them aren't actually male, the real problem is all the women who suck up to them. Same for other majority female hobbies, one guy shows up and let's all worship him and attack anyone who disagrees!

[(Anonymous)]

I was guessing more along the lines of the many new "transmasc mlm softbois uwu" but that's basically the same shit, different decade.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, now I remember that one gay dude in one of my fandoms who said no gay man would ever want to get married and that they're fighting for the hypothetical *right* to get married.

[osidiano]

Reading the comments on this secret just remind me of that time a fandom slash blog ran by 7 fucking women implied that "straight girls fetishizing gay men" were ruining slash :\