[ SECRET POST #4509 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4509 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Murders]


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[Shadowhunters]


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[Saved By the Bell]


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[art by echeverita]


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[Hyperbole and a Half]


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[Peter Mayhew (who played Chewbacca) and Carrie Fisher]

















Notes:

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Comments

Re: If you had the power to give one person an easy life...

[(Anonymous)]

This feels like a monkey paw scenario and it scares me. Lol. Like, if I give the gift to someone... somehow, someway, it'll backfire in the most horrifying way imaginable.

- No health problems: person is suddenly a miracle of science and the government now wants to experiment on them!

- They and their loved ones will only die of old age: they are all being kept alive in an underground dungeon away from society and no one can help them.

- They'll never have money problems: Midas touch! I accidentally turned the whole family into solid gold!

- They'll always find what they're looking for: plot twist! The family are secretly a bunch of villains and they've stolen a priceless diamond worth millions!

- Happy marriage: with someone other than their original spouse! And they're super kinky and weird and everyone in town can hear them doing the deed at night and no one can get any damn sleep!

- Whatever they want in life they'll get: Oh shit! World domination!

Re: If you had the power to give one person an easy life...

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly, I was thinking the same thing. I am totally loling at these examples!

Re: If you had the power to give one person an easy life...

[(Anonymous)]

So in other words, the person and their loved ones are solid gold villains married to new spouses who are locked away in an underground dungeon where the government experiments on them, yet while someone apparently installed microphones to record their kinky sex, nobody can help them or get any sleep. Which was their wicked goal all along: a sleepless population is an easily ruled population.

Sounds good to me.