[ SECRET POST #4523 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4523 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[The Sound of Music]


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03.
(Dead by Daylight)


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04.
[The Mummy Returns]


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05.
[Aladdin]


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06.
[Criminal Minds, S05E23 "Our Darkest Hour", S06E01 "The Longest Night"]


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07.
[ReBoot: The Guardian Code]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 38 secrets from Secret Submission Post #648.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus Christ. I feel like the potential eternal damnation thing would turn most people off, but I guess that's part of appeal.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

People are also plenty willing to fuck Satan so

*shrug*

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

If art history has taught me anything, it's that Satan was apparently very attractive and quite fuckable all around.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

See, I feel like with Satan, you know he's terrible and would totally bang you to get your soul or whatever so you can indulge all the way. But with Jesus, there's just no opportunity, his father would never approve.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Nah, most people don't give a shit about eternal damnation. Most people aren't even Christians!

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

But do atheists have the emotional investment necessary? I mean Jesus is just some dead dude to them.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Given the amount of historical RPF I've seen in general, I would not be surprised. A dude being dead is no barrier.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Sacrilegious necrophilia alongside all of that canon crucifixion sadism/masochism and talk of cannibalism via the bread and wine handed out at communion? Jesus Christ porn is the gift that just keeps on giving!

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Really? One of my first fandoms was Bible slash.