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[ SECRET POST #4523 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4523 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Sound of Music]

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(Dead by Daylight)

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[The Mummy Returns]

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[Aladdin]

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[Criminal Minds, S05E23 "Our Darkest Hour", S06E01 "The Longest Night"]

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[ReBoot: The Guardian Code]

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Not necessarily the grossest or darkest.

What's the last thing that made you go, "well, wow, I never thought anyone would make porn of that"?

Apparently Franquin himself doodled Gaston Lagaffe diddling M'oiselle Jeanne on his free time. I'm highly amused.
(I mean, I expected that some fans would create porny fanart, but the creator himself? Wow.)

You might want to know that my knowledge of Gaston is periphery enough that I had to google the lady. Said porn was on something like the third row down in google images *g*

murlocs from World of Warcraft, as in serious and lovingly detailed artwork of murlocs with tits and ass or with giant human dicks

I can 100% say this had never occurred to me before I was informed it existed

mrglmrgl

Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf. (Who was an actual wolf, not humanized at all.)

Solarfuck. Just as it sounds. There's porn out there of the sun fucking the moon.

Sizekink or unrealistic?

Well, I'm not into age differences.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

(Anonymous) - 2019-05-25 23:57 (UTC) - Expand

Jesus Christ. I feel like the potential eternal damnation thing would turn most people off, but I guess that's part of appeal.

People are also plenty willing to fuck Satan so

*shrug*

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(Anonymous) - 2019-05-25 20:54 (UTC) - Expand

Nah, most people don't give a shit about eternal damnation. Most people aren't even Christians!

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Ever since I stumbled across Pokemon and Disney porn of very questionable content many, many moons ago nothing really surprises me anymore.

So my current (but not new, I’ve just been into it for awhile) fandom otp involves two fairly standard humans. One has magical powers, but is still pretty much human shaped. Somehow, there is more than one person out there who wrote basically Jurassic Park crossover porn, with the magical character as a velociraptor (well, Jurassic Park velociraptor, so maybe about utahraptor size) and the other as their keeper/trainer, no magic involved, just JP style pseudoscience.

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(Anonymous) - 2019-05-26 06:20 (UTC) - Expand

At this point... honestly, nothing. If it exists, I fully expect that its pornographic counterpart will also eventually exist somewhere in the world.

Clowns. I know it's relatively tame and I've been in fandom long enough that nothing should surprise me, but for some reason clowns did it. Maybe it's because it was professionally made porn with actual porn actors dressed up as clowns.

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The reddit full of dragons fucking cars. I'm not surprised by most porn any more but that was so specific that I did go "huh" when i first hear about it

I stumbled on a porn parody of Re-Animator back in the day (called "Re-Penetrator", naturally) and it kind of threw me. Aside from it being terrible, I always thought of porn parodies being things that spawned from big name franchises (Avengers, Batman, Doctor Who etc.) and was kind of amazed that something in the "obscure/cult classic" field got that treatment.

Bert and Ernie!

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greghousesgf - 2019-05-26 17:32 (UTC) - Expand

It was a long time ago, but I was surprised by Supernatural's Dean and his car. Not Dean and his car who was actually a Transformer, though I saw that too, and not Dean with a magicked car in human form, though there also was that, just Dean with his car. But I've learned since then that that is an actual real world kink (cars, buildings, benches, etc.). Then the kinkmeme started and that became much, much less surprising.

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as much as I know there is almost nothing that is off-limits, I admit to still being a bit "....huh. Well then" when I come across porn of children's series. not Voltron, no, I mean like. Doraemon. Dora the Explorer. That kind of children's series.

I'm very much YKINMK but I feel like putting Doraemon toddlers in sexual situations toes the line of actual child porn, just because I can't fathom who would find that sexy.

This entire blog: https://hailtotheslash.tumblr.com/

The polar vortex.

Goofy. I know it shouldn't have, since I've seen porn of other Disney characters, but it's Goofy...

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