[ SECRET POST #4523 ]

[case]

⌈ Secret Post #4523 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

01.



__________________________________________________



02.
[The Sound of Music]


__________________________________________________



03.
(Dead by Daylight)


__________________________________________________



04.
[The Mummy Returns]


__________________________________________________



05.
[Aladdin]


__________________________________________________



06.
[Criminal Minds, S05E23 "Our Darkest Hour", S06E01 "The Longest Night"]


__________________________________________________



07.
[ReBoot: The Guardian Code]













Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 38 secrets from Secret Submission Post #648.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[fscom]

General comments:

(If the thread contains spoilery/triggery content please warn/post as 2nd comment so it collapses!
Please collapse images, too!)

Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Not necessarily the grossest or darkest.

What's the last thing that made you go, "well, wow, I never thought anyone would make porn of that"?

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[malurette]

Apparently Franquin himself doodled Gaston Lagaffe diddling M'oiselle Jeanne on his free time. I'm highly amused.
(I mean, I expected that some fans would create porny fanart, but the creator himself? Wow.)

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

murlocs from World of Warcraft, as in serious and lovingly detailed artwork of murlocs with tits and ass or with giant human dicks

I can 100% say this had never occurred to me before I was informed it existed

mrglmrgl

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[rosehiptea]

Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf. (Who was an actual wolf, not humanized at all.)

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Solarfuck. Just as it sounds. There's porn out there of the sun fucking the moon.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Jesus Christ. I feel like the potential eternal damnation thing would turn most people off, but I guess that's part of appeal.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[nightscale]

Ever since I stumbled across Pokemon and Disney porn of very questionable content many, many moons ago nothing really surprises me anymore.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

So my current (but not new, I’ve just been into it for awhile) fandom otp involves two fairly standard humans. One has magical powers, but is still pretty much human shaped. Somehow, there is more than one person out there who wrote basically Jurassic Park crossover porn, with the magical character as a velociraptor (well, Jurassic Park velociraptor, so maybe about utahraptor size) and the other as their keeper/trainer, no magic involved, just JP style pseudoscience.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[el_regrs]

At this point... honestly, nothing. If it exists, I fully expect that its pornographic counterpart will also eventually exist somewhere in the world.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

Clowns. I know it's relatively tame and I've been in fandom long enough that nothing should surprise me, but for some reason clowns did it. Maybe it's because it was professionally made porn with actual porn actors dressed up as clowns.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

The reddit full of dragons fucking cars. I'm not surprised by most porn any more but that was so specific that I did go "huh" when i first hear about it

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[syncing_feeling]

I stumbled on a porn parody of Re-Animator back in the day (called "Re-Penetrator", naturally) and it kind of threw me. Aside from it being terrible, I always thought of porn parodies being things that spawned from big name franchises (Avengers, Batman, Doctor Who etc.) and was kind of amazed that something in the "obscure/cult classic" field got that treatment.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[greghousesgf]

Bert and Ernie!

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

It was a long time ago, but I was surprised by Supernatural's Dean and his car. Not Dean and his car who was actually a Transformer, though I saw that too, and not Dean with a magicked car in human form, though there also was that, just Dean with his car. But I've learned since then that that is an actual real world kink (cars, buildings, benches, etc.). Then the kinkmeme started and that became much, much less surprising.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

as much as I know there is almost nothing that is off-limits, I admit to still being a bit "....huh. Well then" when I come across porn of children's series. not Voltron, no, I mean like. Doraemon. Dora the Explorer. That kind of children's series.

I'm very much YKINMK but I feel like putting Doraemon toddlers in sexual situations toes the line of actual child porn, just because I can't fathom who would find that sexy.

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

It was intended as humorous, of course, but I was a little whiteguyrapidlyblinking.gif over seeing porn of a popular ship's footwear. Like, their boots were fucking. Somehow. LMAO

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[(Anonymous)]

This entire blog: https://hailtotheslash.tumblr.com/

Re: Things you really didn't expect to find porn of?

[kamino_neko]

The polar vortex.

Undead / living couples

[(Anonymous)]

Yes or no? Does it depend on what kind of undead?

Fandom secrets you're too lazy to make...

[(Anonymous)]

Go!

Women: gradually I began to hate them

[thewakokid]

Honest question (With a flippant title):

Who here, who knows me, thinks I am legitimately a misogynist? Lets try and keep it vote per customer, eh?

Share some interesting videos

[(Anonymous)]

Whatever you have seen recently.

Rewatching (or Rereading) Media

[(Anonymous)]

What's something you can always watch or read over again, even if there's no 'surprises' anymore?

What's something that you've watched or read once that you can't see yourself repeating, and why?

[(Anonymous)]

Ugh. I get so annoyed when my comments in gencom just go totally unresponded to. It's stupid but I still feel it. It's not like everyone's gone by the time I post. Sigh.