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[ SECRET POST #4543 ]

⌈ Secret Post #4543 ⌋

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03. [SPOILERS for Avengers Endgame]

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05. [SPOILERS for Godzilla: King of the Monsters]

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06. [WARNING for discussion of child sexual abuse]

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07. [WARNING for discussion of rape]

[Vorkosigan series]

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Vaginal tear from dildo use.

That must have been a very large and complicated dildo.

My friend had to tell their family they were having sex after her boyfriend did something similar. They were pretty young, so it wasn't good news;;

How often do other people knee themselves in the face? Because I think I average once a week.
I dropped my old phone on my toe and broke it last week while I was cleaning my room. My doctor's response to "I think I broke my toe" was "again?". Which is fair. I have a scar on my butt from climbing a fence that had exposed wire on it. I could write novels about the idiotic ways I've injured myself.

I'll write the sequel! :D Concussed myself by opening my front door into my face, stress fractured my toe, broke my thumb tripping on my porch, put a nail through my foot just walking around, cut my finger open cutting cheese into cubes, put my teeth through my lip falling up the stairs. I am very literally a walking disaster.

Many years ago I stabbed myself in the leg while playing with an Exacto knife (not a bad cut, but it was hella stupid.) Once I let the tub overflow and then slipped in the water and ended up with a big bruise on my breast of all places (it hit my hand when I fell.)

I cut my thumb.

Getting the pit out of an avocado.

For avocado toast.

It was the most millennial injury ever. Plus, I was using the supposedly "safe" pitting method.

I told my dad “helmets are stupid!” and then went down a steep hill on my bike. I have basically a still frame of memory of my friend’s dog running in front of me on the dirt road and a spike of terror that I’d run her over. Then nothing.

I woke up covered in blood, with my head wrapped in my dad’s t-shirt, on the way to urgent care and a bunch of stitches. Per my dad, I’d swerved to avoid the dog and gone flying. I had a spectacular black eye, gravel under the skin on my arms, a concussion, and, a quarter century later, I still have a dent in my forehead and no memory of the bike ride except that one terrifying second of “I can’t hit my friend’s dog!”

But on the rare occasions I ride a bike, I wear a helmet.

got a charlie horse while masturbating once. right at orgasm. must have tensed the wrong muscles. hoo boy do not recommend that one.

I've said this before here, but I have a scar on my hand from nearly impaling it on my rod iron gate trying to hand over a whole trash bucket filled with old garden clippings.
Instead of opening it, I tried to toss over the half as tall as me garbage can. Halfway through the decaying leaves and gunk started falling out of it and I let go of one side to keep it from dumping all over me. Only it was too heavy to carry on one hand and fell just over the fence, pinning my hand on one of it's handles. Luckily I was passing it to my mom, who somehow didn't notice the whole ordeal, and lifted it up off the fence. I basically just hosed away the blood and made sure not to bleed too much on the floors on my way to fix it all up. I use the gate key now in days.

Fractured my ankle walking backwards to encourage my dogs to trot for a gif!

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