[ SECRET POST #4563 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4563 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[XKCD's What If?]



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[Poirot/Columbo]










Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 08 secrets from Secret Submission Post #653.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

I misread the first tweet I saw about it and thought it said Halle Barry and was like, "Okay, weird flex, but still cool, I'd watch it."

Also, I lol at the tweets/comments all, "WHIIIIINE, IT'S A DANISH FOLKTALE SHE CAN'T BE BLACK!!"

Dude. Dudes. Dudettes. Huge difference between 'a folktale about a mythical creature written by a Danish (white) person' and 'a folktale about a Danish person'.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

esp when the Disney version so completely removed it from any kind of real-world cultural or historical context

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously. Disney's TLM is more like one of those 'inspired by true events' horror films where really, they just used the barebones concept.

Re: Secrets you're too lazy to make

[(Anonymous)]

And Frog Prince was German and Beauty and the Beast an apologia for arranged marriage. Disney set the former in the Jazz age America and loaded the latter with gay subtext.

Speaking of which, Titus Burgess or Billy Porter for Ursula.