[ SECRET POST #4584 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4584 ⌋

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Comments

[fscom]

01. https://i.imgur.com/MbsFhpS.png

[(Anonymous)]

lol

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, that's a totally legit concern, OP.

[(Anonymous)]

I would like to unsee the Taylor Swift cat posing suggestively myself. Cats don't even have boobs there. Stop that.

[(Anonymous)]

Cats have like 6 boobs.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought the amount of cat boobs varies between cats

[(Anonymous)]

Wait, what?

[(Anonymous)]

it's definitely some monkey's paw type of thing

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like people make the cats and boobs complaint are not familiar with the musical cats.

The actors have always been humans wearing skintight costumes and there are boobs. That's the show.

[(Anonymous)]

I mean yeah, but.

The Lion King musical has people who are obviously humans dressed as animals, 'cause in a musical theater setting there's only so much you can do. They're supposed to be lions, and the audience gets the idea.

The Lion King CGI movie has animals that can talk, because in a movie setting with voice actors you can do a whole lot more, and they don't have to look like humans wearing skin tight costumes.

The Cats CGI movie could do that too. They had humans wearing skin tight costumes because those were the limitations of musical theater. It doesn't change that they're supposed to be cats and could just be cats.

[(Anonymous)]

+1

[(Anonymous)]

Woah woah woah no way.

Cats is a show that MUST be performed by actors. Dance is a HUGE element. It's practically a ballet. The human acting and movement is literally its selling point, besides the actual singing. Making it CGI would be to strip it of its artistry. No, fuck no.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not seeing the musical theatre cats up close, though.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah you did, they taped that shit on VHS back in the day, so lots of people saw them close-up. The costumes are amazing.

[el_regrs]

If Idris doesn't awaken something in you, then who will?

[(Anonymous)]

lmao

[(Anonymous)]

Did you know there's a song about him sung in a highly sensual manner?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny-Lko5lO-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWF8g-Nhs_I

[(Anonymous)]

WAIT. Idris Elba is Macavity? (had no idea of the cast for this, really). That... that's going to get us a whole new generation of furries.

[(Anonymous)]

Apparently existing furries completely hate the way they're doing Cats, so if it does create a new generation of furries, we can look forward to some furry-on-furry generational warfare

[(Anonymous)]

I find Idris attractive in pretty much everything, but this is the one time I feel zero attraction towards him.

[meadowphoenix]

Robin Hood for a new generation, lmao.

[(Anonymous)]

From what I remember of CATS, I just hope they give the movie a plot, and not two hours of just introducing 30 characters.

[(Anonymous)]

Watch them go full on "The Lottery" with it, as the cats wait to see who'll be sacrificed to their Jellicle Gods at the end of the ball.

[(Anonymous)]

Lmfao, I might actually watch it for that.

[(Anonymous)]

He's the only one that didn't weird me out.