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⌈ Secret Post #4590 ⌋

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[Good Omens]

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[Jay and Silent Bob Reboot]

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[The Witcher]

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[The Witcher]

I just can't get over that obvious wig. Maybe it's because I'm used to seeing him with black hair, but he does not suit long grey hair at all and it looks so fake.

Yeah it's how fake it looks that bothers me. All of the costuming looks very cheap and cheesy to me. The acting didn't look great either but trailers can make great stuff look terrible.

Wow. I don't know anything about the character. But for entirely shallow reasons I wish he was slightly less built. I'm not really sure what the line is for me. Thor is hot. Wolverine is too jacked. This guy looked hot in some of the other images but looks too jacked here. I don't know. But yes, that looks like too much for my personal taste. Also, I don't think Cavill is that great an actor.

Edited 2019-07-31 23:19 (UTC)

He's forgettable to me, because I honestly could NOT tell you if I have seen anything with him in it (outside of Justice League and that's more because of promotional as Superman than anything I recall specifically about him).

I basically only remember him as Charles Brandon from The Tudors (which was also the last time I found him truly attractive, so...).

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(Anonymous) - 2019-08-01 08:25 (UTC) - Expand

Part of Geralt's thing is swig a potion, get superhumanly ripped, and beat up on superhuman monsters.

(Anonymous) - 2019-08-01 00:15 (UTC) - Expand

Earlier movies Wolverine was great, but then he just got more and more and more jacked and horrible and veiny as the series went on.

philstar22 - 2019-08-01 04:13 (UTC) - Expand

yikes, dem is scary pecs.

Hm... somehow, it's just too much? Just over the line between "hot muscles" and "creepy muscles". I don't like it.

It does make me worry for his health. But if he feels he has to fit a certain physical ideal, I can understand why, and you know ... that's a big problem with Hollywood in general.

I don't find it creepy, though.

might not be his choice :/ but yeah it looks worrisome

...........this looks like a really bad sword and sorcery movie from the 80's starring nobody you ever heard of with truly dreadful effect. WTH.

... Conan the Barbarian?

tabaqui - 2019-08-01 00:41 (UTC) - Expand

I don’t know if it’s the image secret poster chose but I can’t get past that obviously bad wig which is distracting me from the possibly roided out physic.

It's bad when it looks like synthol.

Don't google images of that.

Also I stand by my original opinion that he looks nothing like Geralt. Henry Cavill is plenty good looking, but he's just not Geralt.

He looks more like if Legolas and Gaston had a baby

Aaaaaaaand now I'm never going to unsee that last line.

Lololol...

I am CACKLING at the accuracy of this description.

Agreed, not liking the overall look. Way too ripped.
He's so damned hot though, with his usual dark curls and blue eyes sigh...

For some reason whenever i look at this guy I think "this guy is the epitome of the aryan superman". He just looks like the sort of guy who would be on nazi propaganda.

i dunno, his dark eyebrows and chest hair belie his swarthy subhuman nature.

He looks like a cross between Fabio and Conan Barbarian.

DON DON

I agree 100%.