[ SECRET POST #4625 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4625 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[Star Trek: Enterprise]


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[Horatio Hornblower]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 15 secrets from Secret Submission Post #662.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

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01. https://66.media.tumblr.com/e3c374ccc19d4c078140a55fd32afeec/tumblr_pwse6raiIK1rpvuv2o1_640.jpg

[(Anonymous)]

Just a phenomenal job of secret-making here, OP. Just tremendous.

[(Anonymous)]

OP - Thank you. I put a lot of thought into how to communicate my line of thinking clearly without being, let's say, *completely* explicit.

[(Anonymous)]

Agreed. A+++++++`, nonny!!!

[(Anonymous)]

cosigned, this is a thing of beauty

and I still want doughnuts

+1

[(Anonymous)]

It was an experience tbh!

[(Anonymous)]

This is reasonable!

[(Anonymous)]

Total opposite for me. Do not want to read about prep because I do not want to think about prep. I want to live in an imaginary world where prep wasn't even necessary because that ass has never been used for anything but sex.

[(Anonymous)]

To be honest, I don't think I've ever seen this in fic. I mean, I've never gone looking for it, either.

[(Anonymous)]

+100000

The character who's getting rimmed has a magically clean asshole, and the character rimming them is so overwhelmingly into it that they're drooling for it no matter what. That's the fantasy I am here for.

[(Anonymous)]

Mte

[(Anonymous)]

Agree. I also can't deal with A2M.

But I'm a huge hypocrite about this IRL, because I'll let a guy rim me, and it feels fantastic, but my tongue's not touching that.

[(Anonymous)]

That donut looks pretty tasty though.

[(Anonymous)]

Damn it, anon, I've been craving doughnuts for the past two days.

[(Anonymous)]

Damn it, now I want a donut. Also, every time there's mention of ass-eating in fic, I can't help wondering if someone's gonna get some kind of infection or taste poop or something. I know I shouldn't be thinking these things, but they just pop into my head.

[(Anonymous)]

I’ve defo eaten “unprepared” ass before in a pinch, lmao. The horny brain tends to soundly defeat the rational one. I thoroughly brushed my teeth/tongue and used mouthwash after, of course. And it helps that she was always impeccable about her hygiene. But it wasn’t such a big deal that it throws me out of a fic when it happens, haha.

[(Anonymous)]

There will definitely be zero ticks in these woods!

LOL!

Remember kids: condoms do not protect you from Lyme Disease!

[(Anonymous)]

FWIW, I am friends with a lot of gay guys who have assured me that lube is in fact not always necessary if someone is experienced and relaxed enough, so...

[bur]

I'd just like it if fics would stop comparing butt taste to mushrooms. I LIKE mushrooms. I don't want to be thinking about butts while eating them.

[tabaqui]

DUDE omg yes, ticks, chiggers, mosquitoes, random fucking plant you turn out to be allergic to, flies, BEES, dirt - jayzus. Sex outside anywhere other than like - a big lounger by the pool is totally no fun.

Also - yes. Please wash. Please. Especially if it's day three of your 'on the run' fic where nobody has showered and everybody is sweaty and grungy.

(Now i want a damn doughnut....)

[(Anonymous)]

You're RIGHT and you SHOULD say it!

I cannot handle 99% of analingus in fic because people just... dive right in?

The only exception to this is Good Omens because I one hundred percent believe Aziraphale has never had a poo in six thousand years and likely never even had an anus before it was proposed to him that making an effort on one would result in mutual fun times.

[(Anonymous)]

I don’t see the issue because fictional characters don’t poop

[(Anonymous)]

Before I read the secret in its entirety I really wanted doughnuts

but now

I still really want doughnuts

[(Anonymous)]

Anon! I ate a chocolate-covered doughnut today in your honor! It was delicious!

[(Anonymous)]

A+ secret making, OP. The entire secret is a work of art.

Also, fuck yeah, I agree with you.