[ SECRET POST #4669 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4669 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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[The Good Place, Chidi/Eleanor]


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[Mel Giedroyc and Sue Perkins]


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[Indivisible]


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[Jamie Finn from The Great British Bake Off, season 10]


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Notes: Had a couple of repeats, so I took one from next week.

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #668.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 2 - repeat ].
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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

People find him attractive?! Have they seen his hair?! (or face?)

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think he's good looking at all, but what really puts me off is that he seems a bit... dim. Good natured, but dim.

[(Anonymous)]

Well I would hope with a face that could pave a brick wall, he wouldn't have the personality to match.

[(Anonymous)]

He's not remotely my type, but I would say he's quite good looking. Not insanely good looking, but definitely way above average.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah.

[(Anonymous)]

You do you, but I'd bet you my entire bank account that if you stuck this pic up on facebook and asked people to give him a number, he'd be scoring around seven or eight.

[(Anonymous)]

That can be explained by the stupidity of most people.

[greghousesgf]

I don't find him attractive at all. He looks like a not-terribly-bright little kid to me.

[(Anonymous)]

You're not wrong

[(Anonymous)]

This is one of those moments where even though I am attracted to men I just say to myself 'I don't understand straight women'. His face is... not attractive to me. Which doesn't mean he can't be attractive based on personality, but it just seems weird to market THIS guy as the hottie.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm attracted to men and all the guys I fancy are gone. No big deal, it would be very weird for a straight show to punch my buttons.

[(Anonymous)]

He’s physically fit, groomed, reasonably tall, with clear skin, strong facial symmetry, and pronounced masculine bone structure. His look isn’t what I’m into at all, but come on, there’s no mystery here.

Almost any male who fit this description would be broadly considered good looking, unless he had some glaring “flaw,” like an enormous beak nose or a huge, dark birth mark or something.

Also, the dude knows his angles. From dead-on he veers a little bit towards shovel-face, but from a quarter profile? Guy looks like a Calvin Klein model or something.

https://i2.wp.com/metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/PRC_80898126.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338&ssl=1

[(Anonymous)]

nayrt

Like no? Those eyebrows are everywhere, and those bangs are the least flattering thing he could do with that two-head of his. Not to mention the shaved sides do nothing but emphasize how square his head is. (one long neck tapered up to the top, really)
I don't know what you're talking about with his skin, it's the same as any acne ridden teen you find on the street, and you can be as symmetrical as you want, but at least one side has to be attractive to have something to look at.
His bone structure is very high, and it gives little to no definition in his face. The odd smooch face he gives at the Calvin Klein angle you linked does more to show how little his face angles from cheekbone to jawline, and from that it shifts near seamlessly into his neck. Normally it would be excused by musculature, but he really doesn't have the mass to fall along those lines. He needs at least a chin, or some lips to make up all the blank space in between.
A birthmark, or beak nose would give character to his face, something I find he is desperately lacking in. As it is, it's like someone was trying to make a sims character but got their up key got stuck after shifting their features to the smallest size. Not the worst, but not by any means conventionally attractive.