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⌈ Secret Post #4754 ⌋

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Re: Random shower thoughts thread!

[(Anonymous)]

There is a sketch by Argentinian comedy group Les Luthiers dealing with this. One of the guys from the group has to step in last minute to sing a classic song by a female singer that is all about her romance (and subsequent heartbreak) with a man named Raúl.

The guy singing the song doesn't know it so he's reading it as he goes and frantically trying to change it so that he's singing about a woman named Raúla but it doesn't work at all.

"I rested my head on your hairy breast-- I mean not-hairy breast! Breasts!"

"You held me with your masculine hands. Feminine! Very feminine hands!"

It goes on until he reaches the last line of the song, where the original singer said that Raúl abandoned while she was pregnant, and the man singing it now just gives up.

Here is a link in case anyone speaks Spanish:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfN1FSC1mBY