[ SECRET POST #4832 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4832 ⌋

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Comments

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[(Anonymous)]

You shouldn't have to take sex so seriously all the time. I know everyone glorifies and glamorizes hot, steamy, passionate against the wall sex, but to me, it should be okay to share a giggle now and then, to look happy, to even laugh.

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[sparklywalls]

The passionate OTT wall sex has a place as part of a fantasy but I do also agree with what you're saying.

Sometimes stuff doesn't work they way you hoped and you're both going to absolutely die laughing about it. Sometimes you get in from a night out together and rather than ripping off clothes and getting right down to it, at least one of you is gonna need to go pee first. Fanfic and indeed films/TV shows don't show the ACTUAL messy side of sex. I mean, I'm not suggesting TV shows start showing having to do the awkward waddle to the bathroom because you've got to deal with some semen, but it's good to acknowledge these things so people don't feel disappointed that their picture perfect Hollywood style bang ended up with you nearly falling off the bed, your partner's arm going dead and no simultaneous climax.

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[(Anonymous)]

Are you talking about entertainment media and fic or RL?

Because I've never had "hot, steamy, passionate against the wall sex" IRL. Which is why I want it in my media. And that should be okay, too.

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah it is? Literally all sex you see in media is hot, steamy and passionate, so I don't see where your problem is. I, on the other hand, have always had hot sex against the wall and I would enjoy seeing some goofy sex sometimes in my media. Which is sadly not that often.

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[(Anonymous)]

Compromise: Hot, steamy shower sex, but someone gets water up their nose and someone ends up with a faucet knob poking somewhere awkward.

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[(Anonymous)]

I read a manga once that was kinda like that. The girl was nervous and the guy made a joke, then they started laughing and got more relaxed. It was cute.

Re: Unpopular Opinions

[(Anonymous)]

I don't think anybody's suggesting it's not ok to depict sex in a way that's realistic, or silly, or imperfect.

I just don't think you're likely to see a lot of that, because I don't think it's what most people are interested in reading fanfic about.