[ SECRET POST #4877 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4877 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[Homestuck]


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03.
[Eternal Love, aka Ten Miles of Peach Blossoms]


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04.
[Phantom of the Opera]


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05.
[Assassin's Creed: Odyssey]


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06.
[Houseki no Kuni/Land of the Lustrous]


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07.
[The Willougbys]


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08.
[YouTuber: Micharah Tewers]


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09.
[hiveswap/homestuck/ms paint adventures]


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10.
[Black Widow: Bad Blood]















Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 02 pages, 27 secrets from Secret Submission Post #698.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

is saying "I didn't want to introduce them to my genitals" a really weird way to say you don't want to have sex with someone?

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

It's odd, certianly.

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

yes, that's weird
why do you ask?

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

OP of that comment

My cousin's boyfriend apparently said it about someone who asked him out that he wasn't interested in, and when he mentioned it in a group chat everyone else found it hilarious. I was the only one who thought it was weird so I was curious what people here thought lol.

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

Ayrt
That's a fair reason to ask
Well, as far as a group of random strangers on the internet are concerned, that's a weird thing to say

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

I would not want to be introduced to the person, or the genitals of anyone who says something like this.

Re: Is it just me or

[greghousesgf]

this

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

Now I'm picturing some sort of formal occasion, like a business meeting, and someone just dropping trou and going "Mr. Smith, may I introduce you to my genitals? Genitals, this is my boss, Mr. Smith."

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

I am now picturing a low ranking employee who hates their job and who’s never met their CEO, but who just won the lotto, introducing themselves to said CEO this way at a company party before backflipping out the door with both middle fingers extended.

Re: Is it just me or

[venusundae]

it's certainly not conventional haha. but i understand the sentiment i guess? i'd just probably have to pause to rly take it in if i heard it for the first time out loud

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

Yes. But also hilarious.

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

I think it's delightful.

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

A little bit - but could be opened to semantics by the wrong person, so its probably better to just straight up say no to all of the above.

Re: Is it just me or

[tabaqui]

Yes. It really is.

Re: Is it just me or

[(Anonymous)]

Roundabout.
Unnecessary.
Strange.

Yes. All of these.