[ SECRET POST #4885 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #4885 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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02.
[far cry 5]


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03.
[The Living Dead]


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04.
[cats (2019)/taylor swift]


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05.
[black butler/kuroshitsuji]


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06.
[twilight by stephenie meyer]


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07.
[Katekyoshi Hitman Reborn/KHR]


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08.
[kakegurui - compulsive gambler]


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Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 01 pages, 10 secrets from Secret Submission Post #699.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 0 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 0 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
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Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Hello. You've hit on a couple things that make me crazy. Things I don't need in smut fic:

1. World building. Wha-- stop. What are you doing. I don't care about the class system of this horny story. Thank you

2. Nyaaaahhhhh's and anything like them. NONE. STOP. PLEASE. OH GOD STOP. NO. I'M DYING.

3. Excessive dialogue. I'll take dirty talk. In fact I prefer talk. I would like 1000% less of these characters droning on and on about their relationship. Or how cute the other is. Stop. Not necessary. Please.

And then there's the biggest offender.

The worst of the worst

To the OP who posted "art is never NOT cringey on A03"

YOU ARE CORRECT.

NUMBER 4. ART.

OH GOD THE ART.

IT IS NEVER. EVER. EVER GOOD ART.

And even if it IS (it isn't), the art is approximately 78x wider than the mobile-friendly text. So the scroll is all fucked.

And I'm over here.

just trying to get my jam on.

Struggling.

When suddenly.

ASSAULTED.

With shitty art.



So there's my list literally none of you asked for and I don't care. ENJOY.

[(Anonymous)]

RA

lmao

I have to say I agree with a lot if what you listed, although it quite often depends on my mood -- do i want a straight PWP? If yes, then stop wasting my time with this nonsense (unless the class system/hierarchy is part of what makes the pairing or what have you hot, but even then, I don't need 3 paragraphs explaining forbidden fruit and reprecussions.

Dirty talk or dialogue oftrn depends on the cgaracters, the mood, and how dirty I want it at that moment, ya know?

Anyway, I agree 100% with the sounds (writing out that X grunted or groaned or whatever will always be better than "OooOOoO" smh and the picture thing! Always embarassing man.I came here to read.