[ SECRET POST #730 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #730 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.

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Notes:

Stuff to do, better early than late, right (:

Secrets Left to Post: 16 pages, 384 secrets from Secret Submission Post #105.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 2 - broken links ], [ 1 - not!secrets ], [ 1 - not!fandom ], [ 1 2 3 4 - too big ], [ 0 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

163

[(Anonymous)]

163. Ten lbs giving fake lap dances? WTF are you doing, jumping jacks in front of the chair and a shit ton of squats? My BS meter is at level orange.

I give actual lap dances for a living, four nights a week/six hours a night, and, yes, there has been a time or two I even imagined some ugly dude was Jared or Jensen. Guess what? Never lost any weight doing it! I also know more than a couple dancers who could stand to lose ten lbs and have for months. Doesn't seem to be a weight loss program for any of them either.

Good secret, though. I wish more people would put that kind of effort into coming up with ridiculous secrets.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not the secret poster, but i am genuinely astonished at how much offense you are taking with this secret. That would be such a stupid fucking thing to lie about.

CHILL THE FUCK OUT

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

I'm not offended by the secret. I just dont think it's true. *shrug*

Re: 163

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Guess what? Never lost any weight doing it!

I imagine that's probably because of this:

I give actual lap dances for a living, four nights a week/six hours a night

Your body's conditioned to that level of exercise. I imagine if the secret-maker's lost weight that way before, they're not.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't always 'exercised' that much. I didn't lose any weight when I started doing it either. My point is that lap dancing just isn't exercise, period. Stage performances can be, but lap dancing? Nah.

Re: 163

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

... dude, I think you might be taking that secret a leeeeettle too seriously.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

Why, because I responded to your comment? So let me get this straight: You're allowed to respond to my comment, which was not addressed to you, but I'm not allowed to refute your statement in any way without taking things "too seriously"?

Great way to finish things off with an ad hominem. When you have an actual response pertaining to what I what I said in my last comment, let me know.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

Then learn to dance, because you must suck. I'd want my dollas back...or the pocketchange I'd chunk at your flabby ass.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

LMAO. Nice try at a generalization, but it doesn't work. I'm 5ft 7in, 115lbs. You couldn't afford to spend time with me if tried.

Re: 163

[omorka.livejournal.com]

There you go, then. You're already fit enough that the extra physical activity doesn't take any weight off of you; there's nothing to lose. The OP of the secret isn't, so the change in her activity level is enough to tone her up a bit. Same thing happened to me when I started belly dance lessons, even though it's not all that aerobic an activity. (And once my teacher quit, I gained the weight right back. :-( )

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

I actually think belly dancing is a much better workout than lap dancing. That would be more like a striptease stage performance, where you're moving around a lot. It's much different than an actual lap dance. If someone's grinding fast enough to break a sweat, they're not doing something right. And they will quickly find that the man they're dancing for won't, er...NEED another dance after the first one. *cough*

Re: 163

[graziaplena.livejournal.com]

FWIW, Anon, I don't read any outrage in your tone, nor do I think you need to chill the fuck out. Your experience contradicts the OP's, that's all. Why other people are getting so het up about that is a mystery.

Re: 163

[(Anonymous)]

Hey thanks man. I appreciate the comment.

Re: 163

[evil-laugher.livejournal.com]

Damn, that's what I was thinking. Whatever kind of lapdance you're doing that makes you lose that much weight, it can't be sexy. It'd be like you're having a fit.