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⌈ Secret Post #5201 ⌋

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[xkcd]

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[Medea]

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[Stooges vs Marx Brothers]

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10. [SPOILERS for Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 1]

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11. [WARNING for discussion of abuse]

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12. [WARNING for discussion of abuse]

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13. [WARNING for discussion of abuse]

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14. [WARNING for rape/sexual assault, cannibalism fetish, etc]

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Inspired by today's Secret #9. Lol.

Honestly, I’d probably just freak out and run around the house screaming for like an hour.

Probably throw a fit about how I'm gonna use doorknobs

I guess I'm stuck in the house because I can't operate doorknobs or phones if I'm a donkey.

A donkey can definitely kick down a door.

But now I have a broken door!

Goal: stand creepily in the kitchen until my roommates get up for breakfast so that I can provide the best surreal surprise possible

Potential issues:
-opening my bedroom door without breaking it or waking everyone up
-fighting the temptation to go into the yard to see if grass tastes good with donkey tastebuds

I dunno, try and figure out how to turn back? If I'm a Donkey from Shrek sized donkey (so small pony or even big dog sized) I could probably use my nose or even mouth (by biting the handle) to turn the tap in my bathtub on to get water, and maybe flip the deadbolt on my kitchen door with my nose and nudge it open, then go eat all the weedy grass in my yard, since I don't use herbicides or pesticides, and shit and pee in the compost pile.

I'd hope I was turned back in time to feed all my pets (my chickens would flip, not sure what the cat would do but it would probably involve freaking out.

I'd be worried about calling in to work, since I think using my cell phone would be off the table, and I'd hope to be human again in time to avoid being fired for absenteeism. (I don't have voice control or Siri or whatever turned on.)

"Noooooo! I need my haaaaannnnnndsss!"

I say nothing to anyone, and go about creating a slight AU of Untitled Goose Game in real life.

Find out if grass tastes differently.

[ SECRET POST #5201 ]

You have been magically turned into a donkey but you can still talk, how do you react next?

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