[ SECRET POST #5201 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5201 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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[xkcd]


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[Medea]


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[Stooges vs Marx Brothers]


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10. [SPOILERS for Falcon and the Winter Soldier episode 1]



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11. [WARNING for discussion of abuse]



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14. [WARNING for rape/sexual assault, cannibalism fetish, etc]

























Notes:

Secrets Left to Post: 00 pages, 00 secrets from Secret Submission Post #744.
Secrets Not Posted: [ 1 - broken links ], [ 0 - not!secrets ], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1 - too big ], [ 1 - repeat ].
Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: You have been magically turned into a donkey but you can still talk, how do you react next?

[(Anonymous)]

I dunno, try and figure out how to turn back? If I'm a Donkey from Shrek sized donkey (so small pony or even big dog sized) I could probably use my nose or even mouth (by biting the handle) to turn the tap in my bathtub on to get water, and maybe flip the deadbolt on my kitchen door with my nose and nudge it open, then go eat all the weedy grass in my yard, since I don't use herbicides or pesticides, and shit and pee in the compost pile.

I'd hope I was turned back in time to feed all my pets (my chickens would flip, not sure what the cat would do but it would probably involve freaking out.

I'd be worried about calling in to work, since I think using my cell phone would be off the table, and I'd hope to be human again in time to avoid being fired for absenteeism. (I don't have voice control or Siri or whatever turned on.)