[ SECRET POST #5260 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5260 ⌋

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Comments

[pantswarrior]

...This just reminded me of the time that someone in my IRC channel dug up what appeared to be a non-fictional account of someone chronicling their attempt to romance a dolphin, complete with details about dolphin sex - and what a very, very bad idea that would be for anyone if any of it was true. Which turned into literally years of injokes about dolphins and headcanon involving a humanoid dolphin character in a video game. Yeah... Franz is about the opposite of pure. :D

Now I can't stop laughing. Hadn't thought of that since one of the two friends who kept it going vanished a couple years back. Still have the stuffed dolphin he sent me.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sounds like https://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601 (Which probably fits the trope I was complaining about. I haven't read it, but I think there's something about dolphins being enlightened telepaths?)

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[pantswarrior]

Hah! Doesn't look like the same thing (the story I remember encountering was entirely on the internet and it described in great detail dolphin penises and the tremendous force of their ejaculation... yeah... stuff I really needed to know) which means... there's at least two of these people?

Maybe they and their dolphins should, uh, do some partner swapping.

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[(Anonymous)]

I know exactly what you're talking about.

The site's been gone for a while, but I found the link in the early 00's through rotten dot com. It was an how-to guide where some guy was explaining how to have sexual relations with dolphins, went into great detail about their genitalia, what happened when they came, how to get them in the mood, how to tell when they wanted to have sex, etc. There were more pages on the site. One was a guide on how to have sex with geese, and the other was a guide on having sex with corpses. There were too more pages, but they were boring and had nothing gross or scandalous about them, so I don't remember what they were.

lol internets

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[pantswarrior]

...Yeah that definitely sounds familiar, and about the same time frame. XD lol internets indeed. I made a Zero Wing reference yesterday, more or less automatically, to a childhood friend I had kind of fallen away from during our teens but reconnected with ten years ago, and she cracked up, and I was like "whew, small world..." :D

I am kind of glad that site is not still prominent because with the unexpected popularity of Untitled Goose Game, I could see people stumbling across that other guide and coming up with some... interesting... fanworks.

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[(Anonymous)]

Atrocity guide put together a documentary about that lady who tried cohabitating with a dolphin to teach it how to speak and it went down a similar route, it was the first thing that came to mind upon seeing this secret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UziFw-jQSks