[ SECRET POST #5287 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5287 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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Comments

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

i largely don't care what people headcanon characters as, it's fandom, do what you want, have fun, yada yada.

but i cannot for the life of me take people headcannoning wen kexing, of all characters, as a virgin seriously. it's just so ludicrously ooc that my brain goes 'no' and skips past any fic or posts going with that as a concept.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know anything about wen kexing as a character, but this is how I feel about Tony Stark being a virgin. It's just too ludicrous for me, I can't.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

…in the first movie he mentions how he slept with 12 sexy calendar models and iirc literally has a sex scene, how the fuck do people headcanon that??? Unless it’s not MCU!Tony — I know nothing about the comics — but somehow I’m guessing it’s impossible there too.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

I've seen it explained as basically he didnt want to have sex with people who only wanted him for his money and fame, which was almost everyone, but he pretended to be a playboy when he was young so people wouldnt know he was actually a virgin, and then the reputation just stuck.

I think that characterization is hilarious and wildly ooc, but honestly I doubt the people writing it think it's ic, they just decided one day to write virgin tony for whatever reason and then they went for it.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

I have an online friend whose headcanon was that Dean Winchester was actually a virgin who only talked about getting laid a lot and my brain short-circuited when she told me.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

But... don't you (like, the audience) see him in bed with various women? I feel like that's a thing that happens? I might be imagining that though.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

DA Yeah, we see him in bed with lots of ladies. I don't think these ladies are ripping his shirt off and pushing him in bed just to cuddle.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT - it's gonna be a really *intense* massage session, lol

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

I know how you feel. I feel the same way about people headcannoning Rick Sanchez as asexual.

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[(Anonymous)]

Wha? How would asexual Rick even work?

Re: Secrets you don't want made.

[greghousesgf]

who does that?