[ SECRET POST #5454 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5454 ⌋

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[(Anonymous)]

Don't forget Curiosity Stream and Nebula.

[(Anonymous)]

BetterHelp.

[(Anonymous)]

personally, i really don't mind the nebula ones because it's usually their own projects and also, i fully know that youtube sucks.

[(Anonymous)]

I watched a video where a priest or monk gave 18 minutes of "useless Catholic facts" and halfway through he says, "And now a word about Squarespace... just kidding! This video is not sponsored." In addition to cracking me up, it made me realize how often I see Youtubers shilling for Squarespace that when he started saying that it felt so natural.

[(Anonymous)]

i just want you to know that there is no point in sitting through any sponsor segments - brands don't check viewer retention

[(Anonymous)]

I don't resent youtubers getting their money, but a the same time I skip every sponsorship in every vid because I don't care and am not interested.

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah sponser money is already given when youtubers do the whole side talk about the product they're advertising, so it doesn't matter in that aspect.

However I did hear that youtube has changed it that a channel (or a video, I'm not sure) has to have 4000 hours of watch time before a youtuber can monetize their videos.

[(Anonymous)]

The only one who gives fun and reads is Internet Historian because he clearly doesn't give a fuck. He had one for a VPN in the persona of a Noir Private Eye that included the line "I ripped the brakes out of my car, a man like me never learned how to stop." And I enjoy it.

I don't mind Youtubers making money, we all need money to live, but I'll skip add reads and long commercial with a clean conscious.

[(Anonymous)]

I think about that Internet Historian ad all the time. The distant little, "shut the fuck up" after the brakes line kills me

[(Anonymous)]

I know right? It cracks me up every time. He's like a breach from a parallel earth where ad reads are funny and unique to each video.

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't Internet Historian a right wing chud?

DA

[(Anonymous)]

It’s a strong possibility. He’s had some moments that make me believe he could be, which is one of the reasons I don’t watch him anymore(I also just think his content had been getting stale for a while). His comment section and community definitely are full of right wing chuds though. There’s so much yikes there constantly. Which is what you get for treating 4Chan as a fun place to hang out. You can only use the “I only do it ironically excuse” for so long.