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Re: What's the weird shit your pets do?

[(Anonymous)]

My youngest dog likes to “show” me all of her toys(as well as things that aren’t meant to be toys, but she snatched up to chew on anyways). She basically brings it with her, and gets up close to my face. She doesn’t want to play tug of war or fetch with them, because she’ll move her head around trying to make sure I can’t take it, and when I do manage to, she doesn’t try to tug it back, and will just stare when I throw it for her to fetch. And while she’s showing me her toys, she’ll talk up a storm, very excitedly. It’s kind of a “woar-oar” type of sound she makes to talk.

She’s very talkative in general, really. Not just barking or howling, just making all kinds of noises. And if someone who’s not me scares her or accidentally steps on her, she’ll talk at them too in offense. While perched safely on top of me, of course.

Speaking of, she likes to rest of top of breasts while people are sitting. That’s her favorite spot on me for resting(and standing sometimes), instead of my lap. It weirded out one of my friends when she did it to her once, and made one of my other friends feel insecure when she couldn’t find the amount of cushioning she was used to go rest comfortably on. I have a feeling my dog will be disappointed when I go for a breast reduction, because she won’t have as much to lay on.

And I know that other dogs do this, so it’s not a unique thing, but I had never seen in person a dog basically dance on their back legs until I got my dog. She loves to stand on her back legs when I come home, and goes in circles while trying to balance on them.

My other two dogs have distinct personalities, and lots of cute things they do, but none of them are really all that strange like my youngest dog.