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⌈ Secret Post #5483 ⌋

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

Lmao

I'm in a fandom (and also hot for) the dude who has been the worst father of the quarter century (AND husband!). I'm obviously not hot for the abuse, but physically I find him attractive. You'll find your cheesecake art of him!

If you're not opposed to fic, surely there must be some... I've found a lot of (divorced and kids don't talk to him OR he has to deal with mending his relationships/redemption possibly OR that shit never happened lol he doesn't even have kids).

[(Anonymous)]

OP

Is it BNHA? I think I might have stumbled upon some Endeavor cheesecake as well, hahah.

I'm currently looking through what's on AO3, and currently I haven't found a lot of stories featuring Jonas. What I have seen so far are a couple of stories about people coming to terms that Jonas is a 'bit' of an asshole, and that too has been pretty nice. Who knows, maybe I need to check out FF.net for more Jonas content. I will continue my search there.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

LMAO YUP. To be fair, he's fucking built like a brick wall in canon, so you don't have to do mental acrobatics to get that cheesecake art lol AND no one ever denies he's an asshole. It's so blatant you'd be in denial. I prefer the fics where he's still an asshole, because he's IC. But I don't mind if they soften him up a bit because he's trying to become a better person (if that's the angle).

Good luck on your search! I would honestly give a quick check to Tumblr (if on AO3 you find any authors at all who approximate what you're looking for-- sometimes they have more stuff and more people who write similar content). Dare I suggest LJ? Maybe an old comm...I doubt you'd find anything on Wattpad (as a last result) but you never know. What's your pairing? If any? Maybe there's still some old archives floating about.

[(Anonymous)]

Haha, I'm glad I called it! Endeavor's the most recent Bad DILF that I've seen so far. Agreed with wanting to keep things in character if possible.

God, maybe livejournal might have something? I never considered it before, but The Venture Bros definitely came on before Tumblr and Twitter was a thing, so possibly! I have no preference at all in regards to pairings because any Jonas content is good content.

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

I'm going to see if I can find any random archives floating out there...

Also, if you want another Bad DILF (he's kind of my favorite, but he def. Gives I'll use you and discard you vibes) is Toji from Jujutsu Kaisen. Dude is wild, and honestly knowing his upbringing it makes a lot of sense. But for all of how shitty he is, I think he really did care for his son (in whatever way he could; I grant this may be a slightly more sympathetic view, vs he just abandoned his kid), which is why he entrusts his care to someone else. He's still fucked up, but fandom consensus is he's got a big dick. And as a meme pointed out regarding him being a bad dude "I suck dick, not morals" (which should indicate the general view toward him). I don't really think he's as bad as Endeavour. Crazy and messed up? Sure. But both characters have demons they would need to work through.

[(Anonymous)]

"I suck dick, not morals" LMAO. Just looked him up, and yeah, that is definitely a DILF right there. I appreciate the background deets on him. It's interesting to think that even he had some limits on how shitty he wanted to be in regards to his child, which isn't much, but also it's a lot to someone who probably grew up bereft of it. I do enjoy those sort of morally ambiguous characters because it's food for thought. Thank you for the rec!

[fizzyrose]

lmao there are people hot for endeavor and they're def not shy about it, there's a decent amount of content for him as well as involvement in ships

i've yet to come across someone pretend he's not an ass and a half but he's eye candy and fun to make content of i guess

[(Anonymous)]

I won't lie. Endeavor's aesthetics with the fiery hair is a top tier look. I'm glad that people are having fun with him!