[ SECRET POST #5488 ]

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⌈ Secret Post #5488 ⌋

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


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02. https://i.imgur.com/Vw3PF2g.png
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03. [SPOILERS for Doctor Who: Eve of the Daleks]




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04. [SPOILERS for Charlie the Unicorn]




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05. [SPOILERS for The Rebel Princess]
[WARNING for discussion of rape]




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06. [WARNING for discussion of abuse]




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07. [WARNING for discussion of harassment/rape/transphobia]





















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Current Secret Submissions Post: here.
Suggestions, comments, and concerns should go here.

Comments

Re: Most hated headcanons

[sparklywalls]

Thor and Loki are 19 and 17 years old respectively in human terms.

They've both been alive for over 1000 years and are aliens. Fuck off with that shit.

Re: Most hated headcanons

[(Anonymous)]

W...what? How? I'm so cynical I can only think this happened so fans could make "If you ship him with this character who I don't want him shipped with then you're a PEDO" discourse.

Re: Most hated headcanons

[sparklywalls]

Oh but someone did the maths and decided that their method was foolproof and this is definitely how old the two of them are!

I'm sure there might be an element of what you say somewhere, but mostly I see it as people infantilising them in general - especially Loki, in the first film. "This is why they're both acting irrationally because they're teenagers!" I also think there might be an element of younger fans wanting to ship with an OC self-insert in a way that feels relatable if the canon character is also a very young adult. It ignores the whole Mayfly-December romance issue.

I hate it because long-lived aliens would not age strictly in the same way we do. They're obviously young in terms of their species but c'mon, if you had over 1000 years of life experience are you seriously telling me you'd behave the exact same way as 17 year old you?! I know the MCU isn't consistent with many things but there's enough there in canon to suggest they know more that the walls of the palace in Asgard.