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⌈ Secret Post #5644 ⌋

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Comments

Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

Why do we hate this film??

Re: Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

It stars Jared Leto, who has a wide-ranging and persistent reputation for being a piece of shit in various ways

Re: Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

Also, if the people I know who have seen it are anything to go by, it's genuinely crummy and not in a "so bad it's good" way.

Re: Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

People are eager, hungry even, for a Marvel movie to bellyflop, and with Leto being a piece of shit as well as the movie being delayed by the pandemic and reshoots, well, it is an easy target. The movie is not very good, it is more boring than anything else, but most of it is performative vitriol. It doesn't even matter to most of the detractors that it is a Sony-Marvel movie rather than a straight MCU movie, there is just a desire for failure here so they can all get in on the beating of the chest over it.

Re: Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

If Leto wasn't in it, I'd be totally on board with the movie

Re: Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

It was a very useless nonsensical hero movie with useless villains and a even more useless and insignificant hero (anti-hero): Morbius.
So while it's not GODDAMN AWFUL, it's pretty much a complete waste of time and money to see it, so people are having fun with it, making meme about Morbius being the best hero ever existed and the best movie in any super hero universe. The memes are pretty fun!
IT'S MORBIN' TIME!!! is one of the funniest memes of the last few years, IMHO.

Also, Jared Leto. BLEURGH

Re: Can someone explain?

[(Anonymous)]

On top of everything else, the repeated delays meant this movie had an extended period of anticipation leading up to its release and while it wasn't entirely the production's fault (covid happened, for example) and I don't think it exactly worked people up into an excited froth of high expectations, there's something pretty funny about spending years hearing that this movie is going to come out and then it's just not good.